A Guide to Love and Sex for Virgins

Date: 17-03-2010 3:31 pm (14 years ago) | Author: queen zainab
- at 17-03-2010 03:31 PM (14 years ago)
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As a young, modern virgin of the nineties, you no doubt have many
questions concerning romance, love, even s..e..x. In this sensitive and
frank "question and answer" format, noted sex therapist Dr quinzee4me explains
everything you've ever wondered about.

Q: Where can I find the man of my dreams ?
A: This is a difficult question, since every virgin probably has a
different ideal of what their own personal Prince Charming should act
and look like. However, when it comes to finding Mr Right, I can give
you a good suggestion on where to start - and that's in a bar. That's
right, go to a bar... preferably the kind that smells of stale beer and
lots of men crowded around watching a sports event on television. Pick a
man that looks interesting - it's best to stay away from the shallow
"pretty boys" in designer clothes with bulging muscles. Instead, I
recommend you pick somebody a little older and wiser, possibly
reassuring pot belly. Boldly approach him, offer to buy him a few beers,
then invite him back to your place. He'll advise you from there.

Q: How do I know if I found Mr Right ?
A: Unfortunately, there's no sure way to tell. Therefore, I suggest you
try out many different kinds of men and many different kinds of bars.

Q: Do men like aggresive virgins?
A: Definitely. Although they don't admit it, men are often shy - so it's
up to you to be bold. In addition to bars, don't be afraid to approach
men on streetcorners, in restaurants, even in restrooms. Break the ice
with simple "hello", followed by an offer to buy them dinner, drinks -
even an expensive gift. Then invite them to back to your place.

Q: What if a man's married ?
A: Go for it. This is a great opportunity to enjoy the valuable
experience a married man possesses, without being tied down by any sort
of commitment.

Q: But what if I fall in love with a married man ?
A: This is a tough one, especially if you're a woman and find yourself
pregnant. Ask him how he feels about his wife and family. If he says his
wife doesn't understand him and he's thinking of leaving her, believe
him and continue your relationship, secure in the knowledge that he'll
soon make good his promise. Married men rarely lie about such important
matters.

Q: How do I know if I'm ready for sex ?
A: Ask your boyfriend. He'll know when the time is right. When it comes
to love and sex, experienced men are much more responsible, since
they're not confused emotionally as virgins. It's a proven fact.

Q: Should I have sex on the first date ?
A: YES. Before if possible.

Q: What exactly happens during the act of sex ?
A: Again, this is entirely up to the man. The important thing to
remember is that you must do whatever he tells you without question.
Sometimes, however, he may ask you to do certain things that may at
first seem strange to you. Do them anyway.

Q: How long should the sex act last ?
A: This is a natural and normal part of nature, so don't feel ashamed or
embarrassed. After your man has finished making love, he'll have a
natural desire to leave you suddenly, and go out with his friends to
play golf. Or perhaps another activity, such as going out with his
friends to the bar for the purpose of consuming large amounts of alcohol
and sharing a few personal thoughts with his buddies. Don't feel left
out - while he's gone you can busy yourself by doing his laundry,
cleaning his apartment, or perhaps even going out to buy him an
expensive gift. He'll come back when he's ready.

Q: What is "afterplay" ?
A: After a man has finished making love, he needs to replenish his manly
energy. "Afterplay" is simply a list of important activities for you to
do after the lovemaking. This includes lighting his cigarette, making
him a sandwich or pizza, bringing him a few beers, or leaving him alone
to sleep while you go out and buy him an expensive gift.

Q: Does the size of the penis matter ?
A: Yes. Although many virgins believe that quality, not quantity, is
important, studies show this is simply not true. The average erect male
penis measures about six centimeters. Anything longer than that is
extremely rare and, if by some chance your lover's segxwal organ is seven
centimeters or over, you should go down on your knees and thank you
lucky stars and do everything possible to please him, such as doing his
laundry, cleaning his apartment and buying him an expensive gift.

Q: What about the orgasm ?
A: What about it ? There's no such thing. It's a myth.

Q: Are you sure ?
A: Will you stop asking so many questions ? Do you distrust experienced
men or something? Instead, prove how much you care for your boyfriend by
going out and buying him an expensive gift.


Posted: at 17-03-2010 03:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- colenzo at 18-03-2010 12:44 AM (14 years ago)
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no comment

Posted: at 18-03-2010 12:44 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kani_mendez at 18-03-2010 07:55 AM (14 years ago)
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Too damn Long ...
Posted: at 18-03-2010 07:55 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Andes at 18-03-2010 09:40 AM (14 years ago)
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Too damn funny..
What bout tips for Virgin guyz?
Nice one lol.
Posted: at 18-03-2010 09:40 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Andes at 18-03-2010 09:41 AM (14 years ago)
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Too damn funny..
What bout tips for Virgin guyz?
Nice one lol.
Posted: at 18-03-2010 09:41 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 080575 at 18-03-2010 12:27 PM (14 years ago)
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where re d virgins na....me i dey 4 bar right now
Posted: at 18-03-2010 12:27 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Chukwunomso at 18-03-2010 09:42 PM (14 years ago)
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too long
Posted: at 18-03-2010 09:42 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 18-03-2010 09:48 PM (14 years ago)
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question to the poster?'how do i get u to my bed??'
Posted: at 18-03-2010 09:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- damosco4real at 18-03-2010 09:59 PM (14 years ago)
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@ poster,was that how u were disvirgined?
Posted: at 18-03-2010 09:59 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- adedupcy at 19-03-2010 02:02 AM (14 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 19-03-2010 02:02 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- etasun at 19-03-2010 11:37 AM (14 years ago)
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Dont worry my dear vigin girl ,you will get all the answers  you need when u get the right man. ok good luck
Posted: at 19-03-2010 11:37 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Andes at 19-03-2010 11:42 AM (14 years ago)
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Thank you.
Posted: at 19-03-2010 11:42 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Bazemaster at 19-03-2010 12:13 PM (14 years ago)
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.

Posted: at 19-03-2010 12:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 19-03-2010 01:24 PM (14 years ago)
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federico and damo u guys cant get me to ur beds d only person i would have love to giv my virginity is Mr. don but he is too corupt, he is not worth it, so i will give it to kristiantus
Posted: at 19-03-2010 01:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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