Addiction

Date: 18-03-2010 8:24 pm (14 years ago) | Author: collins smith
- at 18-03-2010 08:24 PM (14 years ago)
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A man goes to his doctor, seeking help for his terrible addiction to cigars.
The doctor was quite familiar with his very compulsive patient, so recommended an unusual and quite drastic form of aversion therapy.
 
"When you go to bed tonight, take one of your cigars, unwrap it, and stick it completely up your butt. Then remove it, rewrap it, and place it back with all the others, in such a fashion as you can`t tell which one it is.
The aversion is obvious, you won`t dare smoke any of them, not knowing which is the treated cigar."
 
"Thanks doc, I`ll try it."
And he did. But three weeks later he came back and saw the doctor again.
 
"What? My recommendation didn`t work? It was supposed to be effective even in the most addictive of cases, such as yours is!" answered the doctor.
 
"Well, it kind of worked, doc. At least I was able to transfer my addiction," replied the patient.
 
"What is that supposed to mean?" demanded the doctor.
 
"Well, I don`t smoke cigars anymore, but now I can`t go to sleep at night unless I have a cigar shoved up my butt

Posted: at 18-03-2010 08:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- federico at 18-03-2010 09:49 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahahahahaha
Posted: at 18-03-2010 09:49 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 18-03-2010 10:18 PM (14 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 18-03-2010 10:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 19-03-2010 12:03 AM (14 years ago)
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that is pure addict
Posted: at 19-03-2010 12:03 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- adedupcy at 19-03-2010 01:59 AM (14 years ago)
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Lmao!Mixed addict
Posted: at 19-03-2010 01:59 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 19-03-2010 10:46 AM (14 years ago)
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hey pals wazap
Posted: at 19-03-2010 10:46 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bazemaster at 19-03-2010 12:22 PM (14 years ago)
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U try
Posted: at 19-03-2010 12:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 19-03-2010 12:24 PM (14 years ago)
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and i hope the wife light the cigar for him in the night
Posted: at 19-03-2010 12:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 19-03-2010 02:12 PM (14 years ago)
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u try
Posted: at 19-03-2010 02:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- fabmic at 19-03-2010 07:55 PM (14 years ago)
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good one
Posted: at 19-03-2010 07:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 19-03-2010 08:03 PM (14 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 19-03-2010 08:03 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- colenzo at 20-03-2010 09:08 AM (14 years ago)
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tnx for the comment
Posted: at 20-03-2010 09:08 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 20-03-2010 07:20 PM (14 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 20-03-2010 07:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 20-03-2010 08:50 PM (14 years ago)
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I cant believe am now laughing, after all the crap i have bn reading. thank u poster
Posted: at 20-03-2010 08:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- elusakin at 21-03-2010 05:14 AM (14 years ago)
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This is so funny.
Posted: at 21-03-2010 05:14 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- colenzo at 21-03-2010 11:34 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 20-03-2010 08:50 PM
I cant believe am now laughing, after all the crap i have bn reading. thank u poster
just believe nothing more
Posted: at 21-03-2010 11:34 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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