> headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration.
>
> You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles
> to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of
> a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to
> remove the testicles.'
>
> Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had
> anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the
> knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache
> for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was
> missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the
> street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He
> could make a new beginning and live a new life.
>
> He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I
> need... A new suit.'
>
> He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new
> suit.'
>
> The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see...
> size 44 long.'
>
> Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'
>
> 'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said..
>
> Joe tried on the suit it fit perfectly.
>
> As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman
> asked,'How about a new shirt?'
>
> Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'
>
> The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and
> 16-1/2 neck.'
>
> Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'
>
> 'Been in the business 60 years.'
>
> Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.
>
> Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman
> asked, 'How about some new underwear?'
>
> Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'
>
> The salesman said, 'Let's see... size 36.
>
> Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I
> was 18 years old.'
>
> The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A
> size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of
> your spine and give you one hell of a headache.'
>
>
>
>
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