10 reasons why a beer is better than a woman

Date: 20-03-2010 11:29 am (14 years ago) | Author: McDaniel McCool
- at 20-03-2010 11:29 AM (14 years ago)
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1. It does not get jealous when it meets another bottle on the table
2. It always there to console you at little cost
3. It does not discriminate
4. you are always sure you are the first to open it
5. When you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer
6. If you pour a beer right you'll always get good head
7. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good
8. You can share a beer with your friends
9. You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty
10. Beer is always wet

Posted: at 20-03-2010 11:29 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- quinzee4me at 20-03-2010 07:12 PM (14 years ago)
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crazy ideas
Posted: at 20-03-2010 07:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 20-03-2010 08:52 PM (14 years ago)
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Again?
Posted: at 20-03-2010 08:52 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sweetnoxy at 20-03-2010 09:17 PM (14 years ago)
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Haven't we seen this b4?
Posted: at 20-03-2010 09:17 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- lyinka at 20-03-2010 09:29 PM (14 years ago)
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MacDaniel or what are you called I hope you heard peoples comment so I think if possible get this deleted

Posted: at 20-03-2010 09:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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