>
> Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your
> CD, but it just doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?
>
> Tech support: OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive,
> right?
> Customer: Yeah....
>
> Tech support: And what sort of computer are you using?
>
> Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's
> in the CD player and all I get is weird noises. Listen.....
>
> Tech support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!
>
> ==============================================================
> Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
> Female customer: A white one...
>
> Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
> Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button?
>
> Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
> Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
>
> Customer: No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it into
> the computer yet... it's still on my desk... sorry....
>
> ==============================================================
>
> Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
> Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
>
> Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
> Customer: Five stars.
>
> ==============================================================
>
> Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a
> screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the
> mouse, it disappears.
>
> ==============================================================
>
> Tech support: How may I help you?
> Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
>
> Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
> Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but
> how do I get the circle around it?
>
> ==============================================================
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