Coming Weekend Party

Date: 22-03-2010 2:18 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Lee Diaxoul
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- at 22-03-2010 02:18 PM (14 years ago)
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A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a 200 acre
spread in Montana. One day while out riding his horse, he came across
another man on horseback. The man told him he was his next door neighbor
and he was having a get-together the coming weekend. He said: I have to
warn you though, there will be alot of drinking at this party. The city
slicker said no problem. There will also be sex going on. No problem he
responded. Well, There will probably be some fighting too. I think I can
handle myself, claimed the new neighbor. As he rode off, he turned and
asked the party host. "By the way, what should I wear at the party" The
man, responded "Oh, it don't matter, It's only going to be me and you!"

Posted: at 22-03-2010 02:18 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- tambeiort at 23-03-2010 01:54 PM (14 years ago)
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e eye go clear
Posted: at 23-03-2010 01:54 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- diaxoul at 23-03-2010 02:02 PM (14 years ago)
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correct
Posted: at 23-03-2010 02:02 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 23-03-2010 02:09 PM (14 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 23-03-2010 02:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 23-03-2010 03:01 PM (14 years ago)
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2 much bitting 4 the bagger  :'(
Posted: at 23-03-2010 03:01 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rbest at 23-03-2010 03:05 PM (14 years ago)
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homo
Posted: at 23-03-2010 03:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- diaxoul at 23-03-2010 03:07 PM (14 years ago)
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rebest u get am correct
Posted: at 23-03-2010 03:07 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 23-03-2010 03:57 PM (14 years ago)
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clapping for her then
Posted: at 23-03-2010 03:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 23-03-2010 09:14 PM (14 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 23-03-2010 09:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sweetrae at 23-03-2010 11:09 PM (14 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Cheesy
Posted: at 23-03-2010 11:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 24-03-2010 12:50 AM (14 years ago)
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kai

Posted: at 24-03-2010 12:50 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 24-03-2010 10:21 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 24-03-2010 10:21 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 24-03-2010 06:35 PM (14 years ago)
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lolly

Posted: at 24-03-2010 06:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 24-03-2010 07:30 PM (14 years ago)
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funny

Posted: at 24-03-2010 07:30 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Andes at 25-03-2010 10:29 AM (14 years ago)
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Yes na.
Posted: at 25-03-2010 10:29 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- diaxoul at 25-03-2010 02:05 PM (14 years ago)
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thank God say everybody consent say the joke funny
Posted: at 25-03-2010 02:05 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 25-03-2010 02:33 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: diaxoul on 25-03-2010 02:05 PM
thank God say everybody consent say the joke funny
shey na everybody comment wey you dey thank God?
anyway my comment, nice joke sha. Cool
Posted: at 25-03-2010 02:33 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- colenzo at 25-03-2010 05:28 PM (14 years ago)
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really nice joke

Posted: at 25-03-2010 05:28 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- diaxoul at 25-03-2010 05:33 PM (14 years ago)
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Kristiantus thanks lol i dont mean it in that way

Colenzo se na becos of that u make comment lol thanks anyway

i wonder where Mr Don dey cos na him work to they say thanks
Posted: at 25-03-2010 05:33 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- lyinka at 25-03-2010 09:30 PM (14 years ago)
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...

Posted: at 25-03-2010 09:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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