A middle aged man met his secondary school mate at a fiiling station, they exchanged pleasanteries. The school mate was dressed in a french suit and was driving a hummer jeep. The man was amazed and asked his friend what job he was doing, the friend replied that he was a pastor and asked him to give his life toJesus for things to go well for him. The man collected his complimentary card.
On getting home, he decides to be a pastor so as to amass wealth. Luckily for him on getting out the next day, he sees a vacancy for the post of an assistant pastor in front of a church. He immediately applied and the interview was conducted immediately.
The interview went thus:
The church: Give us your fullname, surname first. The man: Brown, Peter Samson
The church: Give us a verse in the New Testament and give a message on it for three minutes.
The man: Turn your legs to one side, do not kill that insect for you cannot create insects.
The Church: Give us another verse before you preach.
The man: Twinkle, twinkle little star. How above thy,
The Church: ( Interupts) where can we find the two verses in the Bible?
The Man:The first one is in chapter Romans Verse John, the second is in chapter Romans verse Corinthians.
The Church: Before you applied forthis job, you must have been a worker in God's vineyard. Tell us the job you were doing in the vineyard?
The Man: Barman, experience, one year. I can carry four bottles of beer and four glass cups all together in my hand and none will fall.
The Church: It is okay. Come tomorrow for the result!
Posted: at 25-03-2010 06:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
simboy4real at 26-03-2010 03:38 PM (15 years ago) (m)
d result is clear,nice 1 man
Posted: at 26-03-2010 03:38 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
Bazemaster at 30-03-2010 03:13 PM (15 years ago) (m)
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Posted: at 30-03-2010 03:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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