Violin

Date: 27-03-2010 7:35 am (13 years ago) | Author: Sheenor
- at 27-03-2010 07:35 AM (13 years ago)
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> Little Harold was practicing the violin in the living room

> while his

> father was trying to read in the den. The family dog was

> lying in the

> den, and as the screeching sounds of little Harold's violin

> reached his

> ears, he began to howl loudly.

>

> The father listened to the dog and the violin as long as he

> could. Then

> he jumped up, slammed his paper to the floor and yelled

> above the noise,

> "For pity's sake, can't you play something the dog doesn't

> know?"

>

> ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)

> ;-) ;-) ;-)


Posted: at 27-03-2010 07:35 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
- yahoomail at 27-03-2010 10:56 AM (13 years ago)
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meanin what
Posted: at 27-03-2010 10:56 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 27-03-2010 12:18 PM (13 years ago)
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dry
Posted: at 27-03-2010 12:18 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- osimus at 27-03-2010 12:28 PM (13 years ago)
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bros, that isn't dry nor meaningless. i laughed sincerely when i read it through.
see the maggi:
the dog wouldn't have howled if the violin wasn't played
it howled as long as it was played
if the violin was stopped,it would have stopped howling
the father patiently and carefully studied the connection of annoying disturbance
with the understanding of the above analysis,he thought of a solution
the dog can't communicate as we do, so the connection suggests its response to the melody
yea,we can say,it was enjoying the tune,maybe it has heard it before
if the violinist played something unfamiliar to the dog, it ought to be quiet
FOR ME, THAT IS SO FUNNY!
Posted: at 27-03-2010 12:28 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- lyinka at 27-03-2010 12:57 PM (13 years ago)
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nonsense

Posted: at 27-03-2010 12:57 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 28-03-2010 09:45 AM (13 years ago)
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not bad
Posted: at 28-03-2010 09:45 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 28-03-2010 11:37 AM (13 years ago)
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funny

Posted: at 28-03-2010 11:37 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Andes at 28-03-2010 01:37 PM (13 years ago)
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Lol.
Posted: at 28-03-2010 01:37 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- topsage at 28-03-2010 01:56 PM (13 years ago)
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Really funny man Grin
Posted: at 28-03-2010 01:56 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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