> need to be ready to interpret. Here's some common
> definitions...
>
> "A number of different approaches are being tried."
> (We are still grasping at straws.)
>
> "We're working on a fresh approach to the problem."
> (We just hired three kids fresh out of college.)
>
> "Close project coordination."
> (We know who to blame.)
>
> "Major technological break through."
> (It works OK, but looks very hi-tech.)
>
> "Customer satisfaction upon delivery is assured."
> (We are so far behind schedule the customer is happy to
> get
> it delivered.)
>
> "Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive."
> (It blew up when we threw the switch.)
>
> "Test results were extremely gratifying."
> (We are so surprised that it works.)
>
> "The entire concept will have to be abandoned."
> (The only person who understood the project quit.)
>
> "It is in process."
>
> (It is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is
> about
> hopeless.)
>
> "We'll look into it."
> (Forget it! We have enough problems for now.)
>
> "Please read and initial."
> (Let's spread the responsibility for the mistake.)
>
> "Give us the benefit of your thoughts."
> (We'll listen to what you have to say as long as it
> doesn't
> interfere with what we've already done.)
>
> "Give us your interpretation."
> (I can't wait to hear this!)
>
> "See me," or "Let's Discuss."
> (Come into my office, I'm lonely.)
>
> "All new!"
> (Parts not interchangeable with the previous design.)
>
> "Rugged."
> (Too heavy to lift!)
>
> "Lightweight."
> (Lighter than rugged.)
>
> "Years of development."
> (One finally worked.)
>
> "Energy saving."
> (Achieved when the power switch is off.)
>
> "No maintenance."
> (Impossible to fix if broken.)
> -----------------------------------------------------------
>
> Do you say what you mean and always speak with sincerity?
>
> But let your communication be, Yea, yea; Nay, nay: for
> whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil. -Matthew
> 5:37
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