smart lawyer

Date: 24-09-2007 12:25 am (17 years ago) | Author: King Samuel O Dguy
- at 24-09-2007 12:25 AM (17 years ago)
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A lawyer defending a man accused of theft tried this creative defense:

"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few small items. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb."

"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."

The defendant smiled. And, with his lawyer's assistance, he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench and walked out.

Posted: at 24-09-2007 12:25 AM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Vixenx at 24-09-2007 06:59 PM (17 years ago)
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oh hell no..that's really funny Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 24-09-2007 06:59 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Recoverd at 11-04-2009 03:59 AM (16 years ago)
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Unbelievable
Posted: at 11-04-2009 03:59 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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