5 Year's old New Brother

Date: 14-04-2010 11:11 am (15 years ago) | Author: Igba Akinbolaji
- at 14-04-2010 11:11 AM (15 years ago)
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A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.

It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby.

The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.

The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby.

"Hit him again," the 5-year-old said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!"

Posted: at 14-04-2010 11:11 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Kristiantus at 14-04-2010 11:17 AM (15 years ago)
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sorry..... PB4...
Posted: at 14-04-2010 11:17 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 14-04-2010 12:24 PM (15 years ago)
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kris,plz engourage the newbie. Dont u have manners?
Posted: at 14-04-2010 12:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 14-04-2010 12:26 PM (15 years ago)
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sojaman.... no be encourage i dey encourage am so?... abi you want make him begin learn piracy?
Posted: at 14-04-2010 12:26 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 14-04-2010 12:31 PM (15 years ago)
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just praise him. and add him to ur friends
Posted: at 14-04-2010 12:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 14-04-2010 12:33 PM (15 years ago)
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huh?... most i do all this all cos he's a newbie?.
Posted: at 14-04-2010 12:33 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 14-04-2010 12:55 PM (15 years ago)
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help me ask am abeg
Posted: at 14-04-2010 12:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 14-04-2010 12:56 PM (15 years ago)
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help me ask am abeg
Posted: at 14-04-2010 12:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kani_mendez at 14-04-2010 07:51 PM (15 years ago)
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D five year old's crazeeee lol
Posted: at 14-04-2010 07:51 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 15-04-2010 06:43 AM (15 years ago)
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pposted b4
Posted: at 15-04-2010 06:43 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 15-04-2010 12:04 PM (15 years ago)
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i c
Posted: at 15-04-2010 12:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 15-04-2010 12:06 PM (15 years ago)
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see i go wound you with this your i cid wey i hold here...
Posted: at 15-04-2010 12:06 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 15-04-2010 12:21 PM (15 years ago)
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Grin
Posted: at 15-04-2010 12:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 15-04-2010 01:06 PM (15 years ago)
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na so i c, i c, him just dey post since....
Posted: at 15-04-2010 01:06 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 15-04-2010 01:33 PM (15 years ago)
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and the truth is he no dey c ooo
Posted: at 15-04-2010 01:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 15-04-2010 10:28 PM (15 years ago)
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lolzzzzz
Posted: at 15-04-2010 10:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nickyvil at 16-04-2010 08:37 AM (15 years ago)
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u try
Posted: at 16-04-2010 08:37 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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