Clever Bitch...

Date: 15-04-2010 4:50 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Lee Diaxoul
- at 15-04-2010 04:50 PM (15 years ago)
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...   A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,
"So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days." The man replied,
" I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!" The woman continued,
"And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few big swigs from the bottle, then handing it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks,
"Aren't you having any?" The woman replies,
"No. I think I will just wait for the police..."

Posted: at 15-04-2010 04:50 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- Kristiantus at 15-04-2010 04:55 PM (15 years ago)
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PB4.............. PB4......
Posted: at 15-04-2010 04:55 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 15-04-2010 04:56 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted: at 15-04-2010 04:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 15-04-2010 04:59 PM (15 years ago)
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i've told him that.
Posted: at 15-04-2010 04:59 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 15-04-2010 07:57 PM (15 years ago)
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posted a million times
Posted: at 15-04-2010 07:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ksurrina at 15-04-2010 07:58 PM (15 years ago)
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lmao Woman wiles men be wise lmao lmao  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 15-04-2010 07:58 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- vantheo at 15-04-2010 11:47 PM (15 years ago)
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Lol
Posted: at 15-04-2010 11:47 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- kani_mendez at 16-04-2010 09:15 PM (15 years ago)
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She's a real bitch lol ... Drunk driving 4 da man oh LMAO.
Posted: at 16-04-2010 09:15 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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