deliver us from akpan. this will make u laff!!!!

•            AKPAN bought a new mobile phone. He sent a message to everyone on his phone book. The message reads: My mobile number has changed; earlier it was Nokia 3310, now it is Nokia 6610. Please take note.
 
·        In a conversation: AKPAN : I am proud because my son is in Medical College
Friend: Really? What is he studying?
AKPAN: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.
 
·        Akpan visits his Doctor
AKPAN: Doctor, in my dreams I play football every night.
DOCTOR: Take these drugs and you will be okay.
AKPAN: Can I take it tomorrow? Tonight is the final game.
 
·        Akpan and his wife
AKPAN: If I die, will you remarry?
Wife: No! I will stay with my sister but if I die will you remarry?
AKPAN: No, I will also stay with your sister.
 
·        AKPAN: People consider me as a “GOD”
Wife: How do you know?
AKPAN: When I went to the park today, everybody said, oh GOD, you have come again.
 
·        AKPAN comes back to his car and finds a note saying “parking fine”
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole “Thanks for the compliment”
 
·        How do you recognize Akpan in school?
He is the one who erases the notes from his book when the teacher erases the board.
 
·        Once AKPAN was walking, he had a glove in one hand and none on the other hand. So a man asked him why he did so.
He replied: The weather forecast announced that on one hand, it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
 
·        AKPAN: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race; the winner will get the cup.
AKPAN: If only the winner will get the Cup, why are the others running?
 
·        In a classroom Teacher: “I killed a person. Convert this sentence into future tense”
AKPAN: The future tense is “You will go to jail”.
 
·        AKPAN told his servant: “Go and water the plants!”
Servant: “It is already raining”
AKPAN: “So what? Take an umbrella and go”
 

Posted: at 21-04-2010 11:54 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

this girl you funny die





clicl here!

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Posted: at 21-04-2010 01:00 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

u try

Posted: at 21-04-2010 03:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

this babe, u go kill pple wit lafter.....

Posted: at 21-04-2010 04:49 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

nyc one

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Posted: at 21-04-2010 05:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Chei! No be u go kill me wit laf o

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Posted: at 21-04-2010 06:13 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

that was so funny..nyc one

Posted: at 21-04-2010 06:19 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

ok

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Posted: at 21-04-2010 06:26 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

posted b4

Posted: at 21-04-2010 07:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

A boy cmes to schol wit a porn magazine nd opens it 4 others to read in class during classes,but while d teacher was teaching he noticed his student were distracted by smthing then he puts a stop to d class nd shouts heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy u people over there wat ar u looking at, as he was shouting he was moving closer to them on getting there instead of collecting d magazine he started shouting on them then later told them to SHIFT 4 him to join them

Posted: at 22-04-2010 12:13 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie