phyuk portion

Date: 21-04-2010 2:26 pm (14 years ago) | Author: charles.okafor
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- at 21-04-2010 02:26 PM (14 years ago)
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This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming to my place for the weekend and they are hot, very hot. Would you have something to get me going all night. It is going to be hell of a party."

The pharmacist goes in the back room, comes back with an old dusty bottle and says, "This stuff is very potent, you drink only one ounce of it and I guarantee that you will be doing the wild thing all night. Let me know about it."

The weekend goes by and on Monday morning, the pharmacist is going to work and at the door of the drug store, the same fellow is there waiting for him. The pharmacist says, "What are you doing here so early? How was your weekend?"
The guy replies, "Quick open the store, I need Blue Ice (a pain muscle reliever).

The pharmacist, knowing what the guy had been doing all weekend, says, "Are you crazy, you can't put that on your penis. The skin is way too sensitive."

The guy says, "It's not for my penis, it's for my arm. "
Pharmacist says, "What?? What happened?"
Guy replies, "Well. . . I drank the whole bottle of your potion. "
Pharmacist says, "And. . ."

Guy replies, "The girls never showed up

Posted: at 21-04-2010 02:26 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- Don-ziggy at 21-04-2010 06:15 PM (14 years ago)
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thats cool
Posted: at 21-04-2010 06:15 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- add12 at 21-04-2010 06:27 PM (14 years ago)
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very funny Grin Grin
Posted: at 21-04-2010 06:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blesyn003 at 21-04-2010 06:31 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 21-04-2010 06:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 21-04-2010 07:54 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahaha..d guy have been wanking
Posted: at 21-04-2010 07:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 21-04-2010 08:43 PM (14 years ago)
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Thank GoD they never showed up
Posted: at 21-04-2010 08:43 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- sydneyiyke at 22-04-2010 12:11 PM (14 years ago)
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eeh ya!
Posted: at 22-04-2010 12:11 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Mistura at 22-04-2010 12:21 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on 21-04-2010 08:43 PM
Thank GoD they never showed up

else deyld av gone tru hell

Posted: at 22-04-2010 12:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 22-04-2010 12:28 PM (14 years ago)
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Mistura darling why have u been avoiding me na? poster cool joke
Posted: at 22-04-2010 12:28 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Mistura at 22-04-2010 12:36 PM (14 years ago)
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how i no go avoid u as u don betray me.

any way i forgive u, how are u doing

Posted: at 22-04-2010 12:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 22-04-2010 12:57 PM (14 years ago)
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tanx Tura, but how i take betray u na, they tell me say u dont run off wit kris
Posted: at 22-04-2010 12:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- frenzeecool_08 at 22-04-2010 07:48 PM (14 years ago)
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@ Mr Don and Mistura, My I know what u guys are up to? thread the soft path
Posted: at 22-04-2010 07:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 22-04-2010 07:55 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Mistura on 22-04-2010 12:21 PM
Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on 21-04-2010 08:43 PM
Thank GoD they never showed up

else deyld av gone tru hell

Na true O! They would have been sorry they CAME...
Posted: at 22-04-2010 07:55 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 22-04-2010 07:58 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: MrDon on 22-04-2010 12:57 PM
tanx Tura, but how i take betray u na, they tell me say u dont run off wit kris

The Don Himself! So you guys have been playing away MATCH since I was away?
Posted: at 22-04-2010 07:58 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Mistura at 22-04-2010 08:07 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: MrDon on 22-04-2010 12:57 PM
tanx Tura, but how i take betray u na, they tell me say u dont run off wit kris

u av just disappointed me. Don dont let me talk ooh. where u here dat na

Posted: at 22-04-2010 08:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Mistura at 22-04-2010 08:09 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: frenzeecool_08 on 22-04-2010 07:48 PM
@ Mr Don and Mistura, My I know what u guys are up to? thread the soft path


why would u want to know huh

Posted: at 22-04-2010 08:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 22-04-2010 08:15 PM (14 years ago)
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So you guys were acting a Nigerian Movie that day,Let me guess!
Lips sealed.
Posted: at 22-04-2010 08:15 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Mistura at 22-04-2010 08:16 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on 22-04-2010 07:58 PM
Quote from: MrDon on 22-04-2010 12:57 PM
tanx Tura, but how i take betray u na, they tell me say u dont run off wit kris

The Don Himself! So you guys have been playing away MATCH since I was away?

which match huh ?

@money wetin na

Posted: at 22-04-2010 08:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 22-04-2010 08:26 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Mistura on 22-04-2010 08:16 PM
Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on 22-04-2010 07:58 PM
Quote from: MrDon on 22-04-2010 12:57 PM
tanx Tura, but how i take betray u na, they tell me say u dont run off wit kris

The Don Himself! So you guys have been playing away MATCH since I was away?

which match huh ?

@money wetin na

Hey pretty friend,I meant no harm/trouble.
I was just pulling Mr.Don's leg to see his reaction.
You know I'm not a troublesome type na!
Posted: at 22-04-2010 08:26 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 22-04-2010 08:28 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Mistura on 22-04-2010 08:09 PM
Quote from: frenzeecool_08 on 22-04-2010 07:48 PM
@ Mr Don and Mistura, My I know what u guys are up to? thread the soft path


why would u want to know huh

Maybe that guy was CURIOUS?
Posted: at 22-04-2010 08:28 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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