Three friends -- two straight guys and a gay guy -- and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter.
First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny."
Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!"
The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look
Posted: at 25-04-2010 05:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
belindajustins at 25-04-2010 06:24 PM (15 years ago) (f)
I don't get it
Posted: at 25-04-2010 06:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
ijeoma2010 at 26-04-2010 10:29 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Quote from: prettyb4eva on 25-04-2010 05:47 PM
Three friends -- two straight guys and a gay guy -- and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter.
First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny."
Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!"
The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look
Posted: at 26-04-2010 10:29 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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