Hotel is Restricted

Date: 28-04-2010 1:00 am (12 years ago) | Author: Sheenor Kunley
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In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida. Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami.

"Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks."
"I’m awfully sorry,?he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied."Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out.

"What luck,?said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room."

"Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed."

"Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen to be Catholic."

"I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?"

"Jesus, Son of Mary."

"Where was he born?"

"In a stable."

"And why was he born in a stable?"

"Because a schmuck like you wouldn’t let a Jew rent a room in his hotel!"


Posted: at 28-04-2010 01:00 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
- asaph at 28-04-2010 03:58 AM (12 years ago)
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hahaha
Posted: at 28-04-2010 03:58 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ronky at 28-04-2010 08:58 AM (12 years ago)
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nice 1
Posted: at 28-04-2010 08:58 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- blesyn003 at 28-04-2010 05:43 PM (12 years ago)
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nyc 1
Posted: at 28-04-2010 05:43 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- vantheo at 28-04-2010 11:11 PM (12 years ago)
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Hehehehe

Posted: at 28-04-2010 11:11 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- dimeks at 28-04-2010 11:18 PM (12 years ago)
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good one.........
Posted: at 28-04-2010 11:18 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- sabiti at 1-05-2010 09:02 AM (12 years ago)
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hahahahaha
Posted: at 1-05-2010 09:02 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 1-05-2010 11:03 AM (12 years ago)
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ok...
Posted: at 1-05-2010 11:03 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 1-05-2010 03:36 PM (12 years ago)
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Good Or Bad...Which one
Posted: at 1-05-2010 03:36 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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