The Mental Patient's Act of Love

Date: 06-05-2010 1:08 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Henry Opara >aka< henex
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Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.


When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays that you have a sound mind. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.



Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"

Posted: at 6-05-2010 01:08 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- moneyinbrakemi at 6-05-2010 02:10 PM (13 years ago)
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Nice One Bro!!!
Posted: at 6-05-2010 02:10 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Don-ziggy at 6-05-2010 02:17 PM (13 years ago)
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hahahahah thats funny
Posted: at 6-05-2010 02:17 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moneyinbrakemi at 6-05-2010 02:21 PM (13 years ago)
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Quite Impressive
Posted: at 6-05-2010 02:21 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- belindajustins at 6-05-2010 02:57 PM (13 years ago)
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seen b4 but still nice
Posted: at 6-05-2010 02:57 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 6-05-2010 03:00 PM (13 years ago)
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I know---Hahahaha
Posted: at 6-05-2010 03:00 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- monasea at 6-05-2010 03:15 PM (13 years ago)
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nice
Posted: at 6-05-2010 03:15 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moneyinbrakemi at 6-05-2010 03:32 PM (13 years ago)
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OK
Posted: at 6-05-2010 03:32 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- vantheo at 6-05-2010 03:37 PM (13 years ago)
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Funny
Posted: at 6-05-2010 03:37 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 6-05-2010 03:39 PM (13 years ago)
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Really Funny
Posted: at 6-05-2010 03:39 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Terryjon at 6-05-2010 06:52 PM (13 years ago)
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This is the funiest joke
Posted: at 6-05-2010 06:52 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 6-05-2010 08:27 PM (13 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 6-05-2010 08:27 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moji_loveu at 6-05-2010 09:25 PM (13 years ago)
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hilarious!!!! Grin
Posted: at 6-05-2010 09:25 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- lynnobi at 7-05-2010 01:50 AM (13 years ago)
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awesome Grin
Posted: at 7-05-2010 01:50 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moneyinbrakemi at 7-05-2010 06:38 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Terryjon on  6-05-2010 06:52 PM
This is the funiest joke
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na lie
Posted: at 7-05-2010 06:38 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 7-05-2010 07:13 PM (13 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 7-05-2010 07:13 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- sabiti at 10-05-2010 12:20 AM (13 years ago)
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u go pimp d joke up...pb4
Posted: at 10-05-2010 12:20 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 10-05-2010 04:47 AM (13 years ago)
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God,dy should send her 2 asorock 2 save my ass
Posted: at 10-05-2010 04:47 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Rolinppp at 10-05-2010 10:42 AM (13 years ago)
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Really funny
Posted: at 10-05-2010 10:42 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stranz at 11-05-2010 03:04 PM (13 years ago)
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remix
Posted: at 11-05-2010 03:04 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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