D Homework...

Date: 17-09-2008 6:58 pm (15 years ago) | Author: gemzki
- at 17-09-2008 06:58 PM (15 years ago)
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A 4th grader went home after school, worried bout sumthin...

Boy: Mother can u pls.help me out with my homework? My teacher asked all of us to draw a cow on this paper...
Mother: Ask your father to help u, am busy!
Boy went to his father and said the same thing.
Father: Am fixing our backyard, go and ask your sister...
Boy went to his sister and asks for help.
Sister: am going out with my friends, go ask somebody!
Boy was disappointed and took a walk outside till he saw his Uncle getting some rest after working at the farm...
Uncle: why the sad face my boy?
Boy: i have this homework i need to do but am not really good at drawings... everybody in the house doesn't wanna help me...
Uncle: is that so? why u have come to the right person!i haven't told u this but ur Uncle is really good at drawing things, why don't u leave that paper and pencil to me and u can go play and come back after an hour...
Boy: (face lit up with joy) oh u r the greatest Uncle! i promise to be back soon after u draw a cow for me...
Boy went to play and didn't notice the time while his Uncle started drinking... Boy ran to see his uncle after 3 hours and saw his paper lyin on a table... surprised to see nothing on it but a rope tied up on a fence... looks for his Uncle and confronted him;
Boy: Uncle where's the cow u promised to draw for me???
Uncle: on ur paper!
Boy: but it isn't here!
Uncle: (grabbed d paper while thinkin of an excuse) why it was just here 3 hrs. ago! tell me u weren't late to pick ur cow!!!

Posted: at 17-09-2008 06:58 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- nollylove at 11-05-2009 06:09 PM (14 years ago)
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- coolguys235 at 11-05-2009 06:44 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nothing much
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- femaadinho at 11-05-2009 06:57 PM (14 years ago)
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pls where am i supposed to laugh.
Posted: at 11-05-2009 06:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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