Jesus is coming back very soon! (Page 3)

Date: 14-05-2010 12:12 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Smith Mike
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- cadanre at 21-05-2010 03:42 PM (13 years ago)
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@ mba5

May be you did not understand my question well. But let me shed more light to it.

When you look at these verses extracted from different versions of the holy bible, they supposed to be saying the same thing, but end up contradicting the meanings. May be it is because I am not a Christian and like you said the mood I read it affects negetively the interpretation I gave to it. But I think you can help me out. For example:

There is something I believe is a contradiction between authors of Samuel and Chronicles with regard to David taking census of Jews.

Samuel 24: “And again the anger of the Lord was kindled against Israel, and he moved against them to say, “Go, number Israel and Judah”.

While in Chronicle 21: “And Satan stood up against Israel and provoked David to number Israel”.

mba5, in my own sense of judgement there is no where these two could have the same intepretation no matter what interest I have in reading, or the mood. Lord and Satan can never be the same thing or interpreted as same. They are the opposite of each other.

Secondly, in 2nd Chronicles, Jehoiachin was described as being eight years old when he began to reign, while in 2nd Kings he is described as being eighteen years old.

CHRONICLES 24:13  “Jehoiachin was eight years was old when he began to reign, and he reigned three months and ten days in Jerusalem: and he did that which was evil in the sight of the Lord”

KINGS 24:8: Jehoiachin was eighteen years old when he began to reign, and he reign in Jerusalem for three months. And his mothers’ name was nehushta, the daughter of Elnathan of Jerusalem”.

Here, the verses are talking about number of years. I wonder how eight and eighteen means the same to some people. I wonder what kind of interest or mood they got to give these verses the same interpretation.

mba5 I want you to be in the best mood so that you tell me where the two examples given above meet and mean the same to you as a Christian. I am waiting to hear from you.

Posted: at 21-05-2010 03:42 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- cadanre at 21-05-2010 04:08 PM (13 years ago)
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Where is this coward, derbi? Had he run?

Posted: at 21-05-2010 04:08 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- derbi at 21-05-2010 05:50 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: cadanre on 21-05-2010 04:08 PM
Where is this coward, @bonzi? Had he run?
Posted: at 21-05-2010 05:50 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cadanre at 21-05-2010 08:42 PM (13 years ago)
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Are you sick derbi?

Posted: at 21-05-2010 08:42 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- cadanre at 21-05-2010 08:47 PM (13 years ago)
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mba5 is nowhere to be found, tell me where he is?

Posted: at 21-05-2010 08:47 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- derbi at 22-05-2010 08:14 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: cadanre on 21-05-2010 08:42 PM
i @cadare i am sick, derbi?
no u are not, it is the demon that possess u that makes u feel that way.....
Posted: at 22-05-2010 08:14 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cadanre at 22-05-2010 06:53 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: derbi on 22-05-2010 08:14 AM
Quote from: cadanre on 21-05-2010 08:42 PM
i @cadare i am sick, derbi?
no u are not, it is the demon that possess u that makes u feel that way.....

Who posesses me?

Posted: at 22-05-2010 06:53 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- cadanre at 22-05-2010 06:55 PM (13 years ago)
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@ derbi

Tell your brother mba5 to answer my question. I know he is not like you because he sometimes used to answer questions.

Posted: at 22-05-2010 06:55 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Mba5 at 23-05-2010 01:00 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: cadanre on 22-05-2010 06:55 PM
@ derbi

Tell your brother mba5 to answer my question. I know he is not like you because he sometimes used to answer questions.

I have already told you earlier that I personally do not like to indulge in religious arguments.
Actually I brought you a candid massage so is your right to take it serious or ignore it entirely at least no body is trying to force you ok.
I can only direct you to any nearby church if you could tell me exactly where you are to meet a pastor for clarification of what ever you want to know.
Are you ok with that???
Posted: at 23-05-2010 01:00 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cadanre at 23-05-2010 11:23 AM (13 years ago)
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@ derbi

Tell your brother mba5 to answer my question. I know he is not like you because he sometimes used to answer questions.

I have already told you earlier that I personally do not like to indulge in religious arguments.
Actually I brought you a candid massage so is your right to take it serious or ignore it entirely at least no body is trying to force you ok.
I can only direct you to any nearby church if you could tell me exactly where you are to meet a pastor for clarification of what ever you want to know.
Are you ok with that???

I had had many chats with christians at nearby churches and they are yet to provide an answer to my questions. They all seemed to be trying to hide something as you are doing. So, I cant really understand.

Posted: at 23-05-2010 11:23 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Mba5 at 23-05-2010 03:51 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: cadanre on 23-05-2010 11:23 AM
Quote from: Mba5 on 23-05-2010 01:00 AM
Quote from: cadanre on 22-05-2010 06:55 PM
@ derbi

Tell your brother mba5 to answer my question. I know he is not like you because he sometimes used to answer questions.

I have already told you earlier that I personally do not like to indulge in religious arguments.
Actually I brought you a candid massage so is your right to take it serious or ignore it entirely at least no body is trying to force you ok.
I can only direct you to any nearby church if you could tell me exactly where you are to meet a pastor for clarification of what ever you want to know.
Are you ok with that???

I had had many chats with christians at nearby churches and they are yet to provide an answer to my questions. They all seemed to be trying to hide something as you are doing. So, I cant really understand.

Then I advice you to take it the way you see it or you seek the truthful God and I believe He God will surely show you the right way to serve him.Abii!!!
Posted: at 23-05-2010 03:51 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- democrazy at 25-05-2010 09:54 PM (13 years ago)
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@cadanre
It is not that your question can not be answered............it is the same question for your own religion as well. Are the stories not same in the same parts that are fake in the bible? where did the waters come from in the begfinning of the earth? How where humans created? are these stories not almost same in the bible as with the quran? are they both not false. The truth is they are a true indication of who you both refer to as God/Allah........and They exist, migthy and Godly. But, they are not the creator of heaven and earth. Neither are they the creator of monkeys, sankes, or homoerectus humans who lived in the caves when your Gods arrived.

Your Gods are trully advanced and did genetically create offbreed from the humans on earth and their kind in test tube kinda way. A man and woman they created to help them in their toil. Does this make me an Atheist?
Posted: at 25-05-2010 09:54 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cadanre at 26-05-2010 01:39 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: democrazy on 25-05-2010 09:54 PM
@cadanre
It is not that your question can not be answered............it is the same question for your own religion as well. Are the stories not same in the same parts that are fake in the bible? where did the waters come from in the begfinning of the earth? How where humans created? are these stories not almost same in the bible as with the quran? are they both not false. The truth is they are a true indication of who you both refer to as God/Allah........and They exist, migthy and Godly. But, they are not the creator of heaven and earth. Neither are they the creator of monkeys, sankes, or homoerectus humans who lived in the caves when your Gods arrived.

Your Gods are trully advanced and did genetically create offbreed from the humans on earth and their kind in test tube kinda way. A man and woman they created to help them in their toil. Does this make me an Atheist?

Crazy and naked.

Posted: at 26-05-2010 01:39 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Mba5 at 27-05-2010 03:56 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 27-05-2010 03:56 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Inemx at 28-05-2010 05:11 PM (13 years ago)
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@CADANRE
BROS, DO U AV ANYTHING DOING OUTSIDE MAKING MESS OF YOURSELF ON THIS SITE? CONTACT ME FOR A JOB. PLEASE DO SOMETHING NICE WITH YA TYM.
Posted: at 28-05-2010 05:11 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cadanre at 29-05-2010 03:28 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Inemx on 28-05-2010 05:11 PM
@CADANRE
BROS, DO U AV ANYTHING DOING OUTSIDE MAKING MESS OF YOURSELF ON THIS SITE? CONTACT ME FOR A JOB. PLEASE DO SOMETHING NICE WITH YA TYM.

I vomit uncountable times everyday not because of any thing but because of seeing you. You are the kind of person that I do not remember seeing or knowing about. Go to hell. I have something much better than what the whole of your household are doing.

Oh! Sorry! I do not want to miss a big opportunity. Are you trying to turn me into a money making pastor?

Posted: at 29-05-2010 03:28 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Mba5 at 29-05-2010 04:47 PM (13 years ago)
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Easy biko,make una takam easy.
Posted: at 29-05-2010 04:47 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Inemx at 29-05-2010 06:01 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: cadanre on 29-05-2010 03:28 PM
Quote from: Inemx on 28-05-2010 05:11 PM
@CADANRE
BROS, DO U AV ANYTHING DOING OUTSIDE MAKING MESS OF YOURSELF ON THIS SITE? CONTACT ME FOR A JOB. PLEASE DO SOMETHING NICE WITH YA TYM.

I vomit uncountable times everyday not because of any thing but because of seeing you. You are the kind of person that I do not remember seeing or knowing about. Go to hell. I have something much better than what the whole of your household are doing.

Oh! Sorry! I do not want to miss a big opportunity. Are you trying to turn me into a money making pastor?
SOS O R R Y
Posted: at 29-05-2010 06:01 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Mba5 at 29-05-2010 11:01 PM (13 years ago)
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Hmmmmm!!!
Posted: at 29-05-2010 11:01 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cadanre at 31-05-2010 10:15 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Inemx on 29-05-2010 06:01 PM
Quote from: cadanre on 29-05-2010 03:28 PM
Quote from: Inemx on 28-05-2010 05:11 PM
@CADANRE
BROS, DO U AV ANYTHING DOING OUTSIDE MAKING MESS OF YOURSELF ON THIS SITE? CONTACT ME FOR A JOB. PLEASE DO SOMETHING NICE WITH YA TYM.

I vomit uncountable times everyday not because of any thing but because of seeing you. You are the kind of person that I do not remember seeing or knowing about. Go to hell. I have something much better than what the whole of your household are doing.

Oh! Sorry! I do not want to miss a big opportunity. Are you trying to turn me into a money making pastor?
SOS O R R Y

Sorry for yourself.

You know what? I always doubt you people because you are very dubious. One may think you are men of God but you end up messing up. Money making orientation is what is undermining you. You better change.

Posted: at 31-05-2010 10:15 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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