Once there was a conductor of a bus who was very rude to his passengers. one day a beatiful young girl of around 18years tried to board the bus, but the conductor din't stop the bus, unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station who in turn took him to court. the judge was not at all impressed with the conductor and gave him capital punishment, i.e. to be electrocuted. he was taken to the electrocution chamber, there was a single chair in the centre of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high current was given to him, but to everyones' amazement, he survived. the judge decided to set him free and he returned to his profession. After a few months, this time a good looking middle aged woman tried to board the bus, but the conductor din't stop the bus, unfortunately this good looking middle aged woman came under the bus and died on the spot. Again, angry passengers took the conductor to the police station who in turn took him to court,the judge took a look at the conductor and gave him capital punishment, he was taken to the same electrocution chamber , where there was a single chair in the centre of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high current was given to him, This time also to everyones' amazement, he survived. the judge decided to set him free and he returned to his profession. A couple of months later, an elderly man tried to board the bus, this time the conductor, remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the bus, unfortunately, the elderly gentleman slipped and came under the bus, he also died on the spot. the conductor was taken to the police station and then to court to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past records, the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment, the conductor was taken to the same electrocution chamber , where there was a single chair in the centre of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high current was given to him, This time, he died instantly. The question is why din't he die the first two times but died instantly the third time? know everyones' busy but lets .....THRASH THIS OUT! rotesky....
please do not distract and keep discussions along line of topic - make proper use of capit
Posted: at 12-10-2007 09:44 AM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac
myragonza at 2-11-2007 04:39 AM (17 years ago) (f)
bcoz he have taken the elctrocution twice so the body is not strong anymore....?!?!?
myragonza at 26-11-2007 05:48 AM (17 years ago) (f)
let me guess....on his last electric chair session,Dbabe suddenly appeared....so the man was so shocked to see such a hideous UFO being so thats why he died...but what the doctors did not know that his bloodstream was also infected with the Leprechaun Disease.....
downlowguy at 15-04-2009 10:40 AM (16 years ago) (m)
its the conscience of the conductor thats why he died..the first and second time...he didnt it and he didnt care,he was heartless,cruel and mean..but the third time...he wanted to help....but failed thats why....Dguy whats the ans if am wrong
Posted: at 15-04-2009 10:40 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
Because he was a bad conductor. So bad that he could not even conduct electricity.
u hv d answer bt dont know its d ans abi?D 1st 2 tyms,he was a bad conductor hence wld nt allow current pass thru him dts y he did nt die.D 3rd tym,he became a good conductor d/4 current pass thru.Dguy,na d answer be dis
IF U'RE NOT INFORMED,U'LL BE DEFORMED AND IT WILL BE HARD FOR U TO BE ROFORMED
Posted: at 16-04-2009 09:26 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
myragonza
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