Drilling holes

A lady dies and goes to
heaven. She arrives at the
pearly gates and is greeted
by Saint Peter. There are a
few people waiting, so she
strikes up a conversation
with him. Just then, she
hears a blood curdling
scream!
"What was that?" she asks.

"Oh, don't worry about
that," says Saint Peter, "it's
just someone getting a hole
drilled in their head so
they can be fitted for their
halo."
A few seconds later, she
hears another agonized
scream, this one even more
terrible than the one before.
"What was that?!" she asked
anxiously.
"Oh, don't worry," says Saint
Peter soothingly, "It's just
someone getting holes
drilled in their back so
they can be fitted for their
wings."
The lady starts to back
away.
"Where are you going?" asks
Saint Peter. "I think I'll go
downstairs, if it's all the
same to you," says the
lady.
"But you can't go there,"
says the saint, "You'll be
raped and sodomized!"
"It's OK," says the lady, "I've
already got the holes for
that.














General Just2sexy

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Posted: at 16-05-2010 10:18 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

So wat r u saying? Hell beta pass Heaven

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Posted: at 16-05-2010 04:08 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

Lol, lmao

Posted: at 16-05-2010 08:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 
In other words, "any where mary go......"

Hilarious !

Weldone paddy.

Posted: at 16-05-2010 11:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lol

Posted: at 17-05-2010 02:26 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Bad type

Posted: at 17-05-2010 06:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ahahahah u try broda!!!

Posted: at 17-05-2010 09:52 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i think jaysexy needs a new hole

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Posted: at 17-05-2010 10:03 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

thanks prince..

xter u don dey double post?

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Posted: at 17-05-2010 10:06 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

do u have a hole already

Posted: at 18-05-2010 09:47 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie