50th wedding anniversary.

Date: 17-05-2010 1:04 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Henry Opara >aka< henex
- at 17-05-2010 01:04 PM (13 years ago)
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On the fourth day of their honeymoon, the 21 year old bride was begging for mercy from her 75 year oA man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

The wife says to her husband, "For our anniversary this year, you can ask me one question, any question you want too! and I will answer it truthfully."

The husband replies, "Okay, this has been bothering me for a long time, but I haven't had the courage to ask before... I have noticed that all of our eight children look similar to one another except one. I can't figure out how he got to look so different. Did he have a different father than the rest?"

The wife stops. She is unable to look her husband in the eyes. Slowly she replies, "Yes, he did have a different father."
Her husband was taken aback. "Oh! Okay... I must know. Please tell me. Who was that child's father?"

Again she cannot look her husband in the eyes. She is very distressed and after a long silence she slowly said, "YOU".

Posted: at 17-05-2010 01:04 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- federico at 17-05-2010 02:15 PM (13 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 17-05-2010 02:15 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blesyn003 at 17-05-2010 02:27 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 17-05-2010 02:15 PM
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u wit dis ur posted b4, commend b4 conderm, i no read am sha, u discorage me.
Posted: at 17-05-2010 02:27 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Plala at 17-05-2010 02:37 PM (13 years ago)
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na wao 4 d wman self o
Posted: at 17-05-2010 02:37 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- sanya01 at 17-05-2010 03:25 PM (13 years ago)
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lolo
Posted: at 17-05-2010 03:25 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- henex at 17-05-2010 03:49 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 17-05-2010 02:15 PM
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u are just full of shit! whats ur own joke dick head!!
Posted: at 17-05-2010 03:49 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Andes at 17-05-2010 04:19 PM (13 years ago)
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Henex, why you de vex now Huh?
@Poster, Not bad but...
Posted: at 17-05-2010 04:19 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 17-05-2010 09:42 PM (13 years ago)
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u try small

Posted: at 17-05-2010 09:42 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- prince316 at 17-05-2010 09:49 PM (13 years ago)
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so no be the man get the other children  lol
Posted: at 17-05-2010 09:49 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- irule at 18-05-2010 11:55 AM (13 years ago)
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I won't  Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 18-05-2010 11:55 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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