Living on sex

Date: 18-05-2010 7:37 am (14 years ago) | Author: JOY JOY
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- at 18-05-2010 07:37 AM (14 years ago)
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There was a couple that lived on sex, sex and sex alone. Every morning the bloke would wake up, roll over and say to his wife "So honey what is for breakfast". She would reply well I am gorgeous why not have me, so they would have sex for breakfast.
Every lunch time, the husband would come back home for lunch. His wife would rip off his clothes and shag him sensless untill it was time for him to return to work.

Every evening he would come in calling out "Hi honey I'm home". His wife would drag him into the kitchen and make mad passionate love on the kitchen floor.

One evening he was late home from work, he walked in as called "Hi honey I'm home". There was no answer. He walked into the living room and towards the hall.

He found his wife completely stark naked sliding up and down the stair banister.

"What are you doing?" he asked his wife.

She replied "Oh just keeping your dinner warm love!"



Posted: at 18-05-2010 07:37 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- uni4ever at 18-05-2010 08:57 AM (14 years ago)
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9ice 1 der
Posted: at 18-05-2010 08:57 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Jumsynikky at 18-05-2010 09:35 AM (14 years ago)
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tried
Posted: at 18-05-2010 09:35 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- xter at 18-05-2010 10:50 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 18-05-2010 10:50 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- irule at 18-05-2010 11:45 AM (14 years ago)
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i need such woman Grin
Posted: at 18-05-2010 11:45 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 18-05-2010 11:47 AM (14 years ago)
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u wan die be dat
Posted: at 18-05-2010 11:47 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sammyleecuc at 19-05-2010 09:02 PM (14 years ago)
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you no go die jare,keep searching 4 the woman
Posted: at 19-05-2010 09:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 19-05-2010 09:34 PM (14 years ago)
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haha search de go
Posted: at 19-05-2010 09:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blesyn003 at 19-05-2010 10:32 PM (14 years ago)
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Hahaha u go soon find 1
Posted: at 19-05-2010 10:32 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 20-05-2010 02:41 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 20-05-2010 02:41 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- damover at 20-05-2010 05:55 AM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmm
Posted: at 20-05-2010 05:55 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omatseye at 20-05-2010 06:34 AM (14 years ago)
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ololo
Posted: at 20-05-2010 06:34 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 20-05-2010 09:31 AM (14 years ago)
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dis one sweet me o...
Posted: at 20-05-2010 09:31 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- jenny88 at 20-05-2010 10:59 AM (14 years ago)
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hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 20-05-2010 10:59 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Mistura at 20-05-2010 11:15 AM (14 years ago)
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i read
Posted: at 20-05-2010 11:15 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- qunodinga at 20-05-2010 01:37 PM (14 years ago)
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Can a man prepare such warm dinner?
Posted: at 20-05-2010 01:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sammyleecuc at 20-05-2010 01:45 PM (14 years ago)
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Yes ofcourse if  dats what you want
Posted: at 20-05-2010 01:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 20-05-2010 01:48 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: qunodinga on 20-05-2010 01:37 PM
Can a man prepare such warm dinner?
sure... why not.. Grin
Posted: at 20-05-2010 01:48 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- sammyleecuc at 20-05-2010 02:06 PM (14 years ago)
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okay ooo if u say so
Posted: at 20-05-2010 02:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 20-05-2010 02:13 PM (14 years ago)
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abi you no fit prepare warm dinner for your babe?.
Posted: at 20-05-2010 02:13 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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