The bride tells her husband. First experience dey sweet OOO

Date: 19-05-2010 10:53 am (13 years ago) | Author: uduak Sophia Monday
- at 19-05-2010 10:53 AM (13 years ago)
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The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

Posted: at 19-05-2010 10:53 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- asaph at 19-05-2010 01:04 PM (13 years ago)
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still funny,
Posted: at 19-05-2010 01:04 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 19-05-2010 01:40 PM (13 years ago)
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he swear
Posted: at 19-05-2010 01:40 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 19-05-2010 02:16 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 19-05-2010 01:04 PM
still funny,
Huh? Huh? Huh?
pb4... many many times sef..
Posted: at 19-05-2010 02:16 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- emmymth at 19-05-2010 02:38 PM (13 years ago)
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wat's dis again?I don see am tire.Ok,it's for da newbies shebi?No qualms
Posted: at 19-05-2010 02:38 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 4kasibe247 at 19-05-2010 03:04 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 19-05-2010 03:04 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 19-05-2010 03:32 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on 19-05-2010 02:38 PM
wat's dis again?I don see am tire.Ok,it's for da newbies shebi?No qualms

c u wey don dey addicted....
Posted: at 19-05-2010 03:32 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mystangel at 19-05-2010 03:54 PM (13 years ago)
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old joke
Posted: at 19-05-2010 03:54 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- docreala at 19-05-2010 05:14 PM (13 years ago)
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no more xcape
Posted: at 19-05-2010 05:14 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Andes at 19-05-2010 06:28 PM (13 years ago)
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Na prison break???
Posted: at 19-05-2010 06:28 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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