POOR GUY.... CHAI

Date: 19-05-2010 11:00 am (13 years ago) | Author: uduak Sophia Monday
- at 19-05-2010 11:00 AM (13 years ago)
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"


Posted: at 19-05-2010 11:00 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- asaph at 19-05-2010 12:25 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 19-05-2010 12:25 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 19-05-2010 12:33 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmmm

Posted: at 19-05-2010 12:33 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 19-05-2010 12:48 PM (13 years ago)
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u heard her
Posted: at 19-05-2010 12:48 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 19-05-2010 02:25 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 19-05-2010 12:25 PM
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Ok wat?

Posted: at 19-05-2010 02:25 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- henex at 19-05-2010 02:31 PM (13 years ago)
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this is good & very funny. nice one!
Posted: at 19-05-2010 02:31 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- 4kasibe247 at 19-05-2010 02:51 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 19-05-2010 02:51 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mystangel at 19-05-2010 03:55 PM (13 years ago)
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seen

Posted: at 19-05-2010 03:55 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- iyke1 at 19-05-2010 03:59 PM (13 years ago)
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 Smiley
Posted: at 19-05-2010 03:59 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Andes at 19-05-2010 06:40 PM (13 years ago)
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Well Huh?
Posted: at 19-05-2010 06:40 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terdue at 22-05-2010 01:39 AM (13 years ago)
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MAKE UNA NO KILL ME ABEG
Posted: at 22-05-2010 01:39 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ejovi at 22-05-2010 01:53 AM (13 years ago)
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Wow, that's funny.
And that says, not the woman who gets raped all the time.
Posted: at 22-05-2010 01:53 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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