FIRST EXPERIENCE DEY SWEET OOOO

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

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Posted: at 19-05-2010 11:51 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

sure

Posted: at 19-05-2010 11:58 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lol

Posted: at 19-05-2010 12:30 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

lol

Posted: at 19-05-2010 12:47 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

MUB

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Posted: at 19-05-2010 02:51 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Mind my business? Is that MUB. All these short forms na una know where una dey get them from.

U don't appreciate that I nicely told U. Post topic that doesnt belong here and pray admin does not see it quick then when someone else tells U, tell me what U think, ok?

Posted: at 19-05-2010 03:12 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

Quite Funny, but Fine babe sorry ehn, Take it to the Right Section like yu've been advised

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Posted: at 19-05-2010 03:57 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

lol

Posted: at 19-05-2010 08:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Lmao lmao

Posted: at 19-05-2010 10:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

brb

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Posted: at 22-05-2010 11:25 AM (14 years ago) | Hero