sleeping with a snake

Date: 25-05-2010 12:46 pm (13 years ago) | Author: uma samuel
[1] 2 3
- at 25-05-2010 12:46 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
what advice will u give my guy who slept with a snake with His eyes closed?
one cool nite jst after a heavy down pour of rain he drove along oshodi road where he met a DAMSEL by 9:pm.
callin herself as linda
he took her in anyway
jst around 12:am he woke up seeing a cobra by his side....................

Posted: at 25-05-2010 12:46 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- moneyinbrakemi at 25-05-2010 12:52 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
take this shit to the relationship forum...B4 i get even with you...
This forum is strictly for JOKES and not love matter
Posted: at 25-05-2010 12:52 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- Ify4life at 25-05-2010 01:48 PM (13 years ago)
(f)
may u  friend soul  rest in peace

Posted: at 25-05-2010 01:48 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- belindajustins at 25-05-2010 02:03 PM (13 years ago)
(f)
which kind advice u dey find?
Posted: at 25-05-2010 02:03 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- fmj4real at 25-05-2010 02:11 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
carry the snake go zoo
Posted: at 25-05-2010 02:11 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
Reply
- moneyinbrakemi at 25-05-2010 04:26 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
hahahaha...na zoo still fit the poster
Posted: at 25-05-2010 04:26 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- faithaina at 27-05-2010 02:54 PM (13 years ago)
(f)
na d chicks turn to snake now, so do waiting u won do again for d snake before he go run go
Posted: at 27-05-2010 02:54 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- Kristiantus at 27-05-2010 04:00 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: faithaina on 27-05-2010 02:54 PM
na d chicks turn to snake now, so do waiting u won do again for d snake before he go run go
hahahahahaha... Grin
thatz a good advise faithaina. Grin
Posted: at 27-05-2010 04:00 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- angeljoy4jesus at 28-05-2010 04:05 AM (13 years ago)
(m)
Is this true or you are joking: anyway am not surprised for there are many snakes out there in mini and micro skirts, beware. Please take him for deliverance prayers in MFM
Posted: at 28-05-2010 04:05 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
Reply
- ceejay58 at 28-05-2010 04:16 AM (13 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: samitex4usa2004 on 25-05-2010 12:46 PM
what advice will u give my guy who slept with a snake with His eyes closed?
one cool nite jst after a heavy down pour of rain he drove along oshodi road where he met a DAMSEL by 9:pm.
callin herself as linda
he took her in anyway
jst around 12:am he woke up seeing a cobra by his side....................


the snake still dey ur friends house?
Posted: at 28-05-2010 04:16 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- HOPEA23 at 28-05-2010 04:51 AM (13 years ago)
(f)
HHahha ...this na old movie play na..kill  am then chop am

Posted: at 28-05-2010 04:51 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
- xena15 at 28-05-2010 06:27 AM (13 years ago)
(f)
Him don jam.

Posted: at 28-05-2010 06:27 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- mubaji at 28-05-2010 06:36 AM (13 years ago)
(m)
turn his house to a museum so your friend could make money.
 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 28-05-2010 06:36 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- bomsiluv at 28-05-2010 08:14 AM (13 years ago)
(f)
hahhahhaaaa ur friend don jam fire. shei em no fit hold body sotay em go carry snake girl enter house. Em own don finish, na die bi dat.
Posted: at 28-05-2010 08:14 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- esonu at 28-05-2010 08:28 AM (13 years ago)
(m)
make him keep the snake for house na!! shebi he dey find woman wey im go f**K.. nonsense

Posted: at 28-05-2010 08:28 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- teeco at 28-05-2010 08:56 AM (13 years ago)
(m)
Damm!!!

Posted: at 28-05-2010 08:56 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
- Miss_precious at 28-05-2010 09:39 AM (13 years ago)
(f)
passing with full speed

Posted: at 28-05-2010 09:39 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- radark at 28-05-2010 10:25 AM (13 years ago)
(m)
this way ------------------------------------->>>>

Posted: at 28-05-2010 10:25 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- Miss_precious at 28-05-2010 10:40 AM (13 years ago)
(f)
lol

Posted: at 28-05-2010 10:40 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- teeco at 28-05-2010 10:48 AM (13 years ago)
(m)
yes na

Posted: at 28-05-2010 10:48 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
[1] 2 3

fire TRENDING GISTS fire

TODAY'S TOP
  1. How Abusive Nigerian Man, Beat Wife To Death Months After Relocating To The UK

  2. 74Yr Old Woman Robs Bank At Gunpoint After Losing Her Life Savings To Online Scammers

  3. We Find Love in Unexpected Places – Bimbo Ademoye Writes As She Shares Loved-up Photo With Timi

  4. Ex-runs Girl Lands Herself In Trouble After Finding Out Her Former Client Is Her Brother-in-Law

  5. Actress, Stella Udeze Reveals Why Actresses Have Unhappy Relationships

  6. Late Mohbad’s Toxicology Result Ready As Pathologist Begins Evaluation

  7. Interior Minister, Tunji-Ojo To Relocate Suleja Correctional Centres To Avoid Inmate Escape

  8. Nigerian Actress, Doris Simeon Reveals Why She Relocated To America

  9. 'Avoid Panic Buying, Petrol Prices Not Changing' — NNPC To Nigerians

  10. Actress, Eniola Badmus Looks Beautiful In New Photos To Spice Up The Weekend

  11. VIDEO: Woman Who Was Disgraced By Pastor Enenche, Seeks For A New Apartment

  12. Ex-Wife Of Late Alaafin Of Oyo, Queen Dami Shares Cryptic Post About Death

  13. I Foresee ‘Earth-Shaking’, Climatic Problems In Lagos, Abuja, Others – Primate Ayodele Warns

  14. Second Republic Lawmaker & Veteran Journalist, Sidi Ali Dies At Age 86 In Kano

  15. NSCDC Arrest 8 Illegal Security Guards, Recovers Firearms In Anambra

  16. Mohbad's Dad, Aloba Granted Another Method To Deliver Court Summons For DNA Test To Wumi

  17. Edo Police Arrest Two Fake Inspectors, Others Over N20m Drugs

  18. "My Confidence In Nigerians Makes Me Take Tough Decisions" – President Tinubu

  19. “My Hatred For Mohbad Keeps Increasing” - Naira Marley’s Associate Causes Stirs

  20. VIDEO: Zinoleesky Claps Back At Portable’s Diss Song


THIS WEEK
  1. Lady Who Was Dragged For Wearing a Racy 'Asoebi' Outfit to a Wedding Reception Breaks Silence

  2. Lady Who Left The UK With Her Family to Return Home to Nigeria Reveals Why She Did So

  3. UNIPORT Lecturer Caught on Camera Pants Down, S3xually Harassing a Female Student in His Office

  4. VID: Peter Obi Replies Critics Asking Him Why He Didn't Build a School in Anambra as a Governor

  5. "Emefiele, Kanu Arrested Arbitrarily As Pre-Trial Detention Persists In Nigeria" – US Govt Says

  6. Watch Touching Video Of Lady Surprising Boyfriend Who’s An Okada Rider

  7. Yoruba Nation: Akintoye, Sunday Igboho Write Open Letter To Tinubu, Seek Exit From Nigeria

  8. Rapper Megan Thee Stallion Sued By Cameraman Claiming He Was Forced To Watch Her Have S3x

  9. Divide Nigeria Before June 15 - Yoruba Nation Agitators, Sunday Igboho, Akintoye Tells Tinubu

  10. Popular Ghanaian Media Personality, Serwaa Amihere Finally Reacts To Her Leaked S3x Tape


TOP MEMBERS: