POLICE DEY READ BIBLE

Date: 25-05-2010 11:12 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Pat Chinsley
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     Subject: RE: Police Dey Read Bible

    What a development. Since I was born, I have never heard or seen a catholic police officer receiving holy communion during service , perhaps that perception might change as they can now read and interpret the bible (despite their  ill intentions)

     


     

   




    POLICE DEY READ BIBLE

    On Lagos-Ibadan express road when a Pastor met a team of  policemen who, quite naturally, wanted 'something' from him.  Since he  was not prepared to play    their games, they asked for his papers and having combed through everything without any offence with which to nail the'stubborn' pastor, they now asked him to open the bonnet of his car.

    A careful scrutiny of  the engine number against what was on paper  revealed that letter U was written in such a way that it could be mistaken for letter V. That was all the officer-in-charge needed to shout  "stolen vehicle!"  Sensing trouble, even when he knew he committed no offence, the pastor called the OC to say he was a priest to which the officer replied :  "Please, leave that pastor thing... in any case, if you are indeed a pastor, then you must have a Bible in your car, bring it."

    The Pastor did as was commanded after which the officer now ordered: "Please read Matthew 5:25, 26 to me."  The incredulous Pastor opened to the recommended passage and read:  "Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still with him on the way, or
    he may hand you over to a judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth; you will not get out until you have paid the last penny."

    The man of God quietly made an "offering" of "just" one N100 to his newly found "preacher".

    "End of service! Go in peace and argue no more!", said the OC.


       


         

     

Posted: at 25-05-2010 11:12 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- Sheenor at 26-05-2010 10:55 AM (13 years ago)
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interesting!
Posted: at 26-05-2010 10:55 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Ify4life at 26-05-2010 11:05 AM (13 years ago)
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make dey read bible so that thm go change fro bribe n corruption
Posted: at 26-05-2010 11:05 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ibinas at 26-05-2010 12:00 PM (13 years ago)
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Funnny indeed Shocked
Posted: at 26-05-2010 12:00 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- zolazola at 26-05-2010 12:12 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmm
that police officer ehh
nah only God punish am for extorting even from a man of God
Posted: at 26-05-2010 12:12 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- D-GodFather at 26-05-2010 02:40 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Ify4life on 26-05-2010 11:05 AM
make dey read bible so that thm go change fro bribe n corruption

AMEN OOOOO..
Posted: at 26-05-2010 02:40 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moneyinbrakemi at 26-05-2010 04:58 PM (13 years ago)
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Hahahaha...police;read;bible__This world will be a BETTER PLACE
Posted: at 26-05-2010 04:58 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- loverrose at 26-05-2010 05:22 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on 26-05-2010 04:58 PM
Hahahaha...police;read;bible__This world will be a BETTER PLACE.
o boy, u no seee watin hapen? dey go cum dey use am against us!!!! ha ha ha 
Posted: at 26-05-2010 05:22 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- moneyinbrakemi at 26-05-2010 05:35 PM (13 years ago)
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Bad News___HEART BREAK
Posted: at 26-05-2010 05:35 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- mrvoue at 27-05-2010 07:08 AM (13 years ago)
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pb4 by me and then i was told pb4 and now u?..lol PB4!
Posted: at 27-05-2010 07:08 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terdue at 28-05-2010 11:55 PM (13 years ago)
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9ice 1
Posted: at 28-05-2010 11:55 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ybayour at 29-05-2010 12:43 AM (13 years ago)
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Good idea but it did not trick me cos my broda is a police man and he use 2 read bible.
Posted: at 29-05-2010 12:43 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Don-ziggy at 29-05-2010 11:17 AM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 29-05-2010 11:17 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moneyinbrakemi at 29-05-2010 03:49 PM (13 years ago)
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How often does he reads the bible
Posted: at 29-05-2010 03:49 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- gabclem09 at 29-05-2010 04:48 PM (13 years ago)
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incredible indeed
Posted: at 29-05-2010 04:48 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- moneyinbrakemi at 29-05-2010 04:50 PM (13 years ago)
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Somehow?
Posted: at 29-05-2010 04:50 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 30-05-2010 02:28 AM (13 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 30-05-2010 02:28 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mandeygo at 31-05-2010 01:41 AM (13 years ago)
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lol I no believe am till I come read the thing myself oh
Posted: at 31-05-2010 01:41 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- talkandsave at 31-05-2010 07:04 AM (13 years ago)
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that was good.
Posted: at 31-05-2010 07:04 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 31-05-2010 07:50 PM (13 years ago)
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WAS? That mean it isn't good anymore
Posted: at 31-05-2010 07:50 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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