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Date: 30-05-2010 4:32 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Segun Kayode
- at 30-05-2010 04:32 PM (13 years ago)
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Mallam Sule bought a new bullet proof jeep for N75M. So he went to warri and while there he was attacked by armed robbers who rained bullets on his car.
To sule's amazement the car resisted all. So he started mouthing words at the bandits. One of them gestured that he could not hear him so he wound down his window and shouted shege da......n barao waka!
He has since been buried according to Islamic rites!
 

Posted: at 30-05-2010 04:32 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- mandeygo at 31-05-2010 01:33 AM (13 years ago)
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hahahaha mu mu
Posted: at 31-05-2010 01:33 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- stranz at 31-05-2010 04:53 AM (13 years ago)
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i no understand am.but u try sha,u have ur 1st comment 4rm a ghost
Posted: at 31-05-2010 04:53 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- talkandsave at 31-05-2010 06:58 AM (13 years ago)
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dead man talking
Posted: at 31-05-2010 06:58 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 31-05-2010 07:59 PM (13 years ago)
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Hahahaha___He wan do like UNDERTAKER
Posted: at 31-05-2010 07:59 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- brizio at 1-06-2010 02:15 AM (13 years ago)
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ha ha ha ha ha ha mallam, kai
Posted: at 1-06-2010 02:15 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blesyn003 at 1-06-2010 10:46 AM (13 years ago)
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Hahaha! mallam mugu
Posted: at 1-06-2010 10:46 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- belindajustins at 1-06-2010 03:36 PM (13 years ago)
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hahahaha...the man mumu nor be small
Posted: at 1-06-2010 03:36 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- waco at 4-06-2010 12:37 PM (13 years ago)
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lol, the mallam no get am for sense wallahi!
Posted: at 4-06-2010 12:37 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 4-06-2010 01:59 PM (13 years ago)
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mumu
Posted: at 4-06-2010 01:59 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- faithaina at 4-06-2010 02:32 PM (13 years ago)
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the man na mugu he ni get part one mumu
Posted: at 4-06-2010 02:32 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- talkandsave at 4-06-2010 03:10 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: faithaina on  4-06-2010 02:32 PM
the man na mugu he ni get part one mumu
Grin
Posted: at 4-06-2010 03:10 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- esonu at 5-06-2010 06:22 PM (13 years ago)
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seen
Posted: at 5-06-2010 06:22 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- AskGod at 6-06-2010 12:04 AM (13 years ago)
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man die go
Posted: at 6-06-2010 12:04 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- KleverC at 6-06-2010 12:18 AM (13 years ago)
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mallam wawa ne
Posted: at 6-06-2010 12:18 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- talkandsave at 6-06-2010 07:32 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: AskGod on  6-06-2010 12:04 AM
man die go
just like my ajanni
Posted: at 6-06-2010 07:32 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Angelaaa at 9-06-2010 02:45 PM (13 years ago)
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why una de call the man mumu nah.
Posted: at 9-06-2010 02:45 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- talkandsave at 9-06-2010 03:23 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Angelaaa on  9-06-2010 02:45 PM
why una de call the man mumu nah.
AFTER ALL PRECAUTIONS, HE STILL PUT HIMSELF ON THE CROSS LINE.
Posted: at 9-06-2010 03:23 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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