Kids are Sharp

Date: 22-09-2008 2:42 pm (15 years ago) | Author: teegal
- at 22-09-2008 02:42 PM (15 years ago)
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
____________ _________ _________ __ ____________
TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
____________ _________ _________ _________ ___

TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is,
TEACHER:    No, Millie,  Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right,   'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'   
____________ _________ _________ ___
TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the axe in his hand. 
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
____________ _________ _________
 
TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
____________ _________ _________ _____
TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher
____________ _________ _________ ____
 



PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!

Posted: at 22-09-2008 02:42 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- Littleking at 26-09-2008 11:03 PM (15 years ago)
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SHARPS KIDS
GET ONE SHARP OK Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 26-09-2008 11:03 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- bertona12 at 26-09-2008 11:13 PM (15 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 26-09-2008 11:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zie85er at 30-09-2008 06:18 PM (15 years ago)
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wow
Posted: at 30-09-2008 06:18 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- daviespan at 3-10-2008 07:12 PM (15 years ago)
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nice one... lol
Posted: at 3-10-2008 07:12 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 5-10-2008 10:53 PM (15 years ago)
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Good jokes
Posted: at 5-10-2008 10:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- signalputte at 5-10-2008 11:02 PM (15 years ago)
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The teacher and Louis cought me, thanks for the fun...
Posted: at 5-10-2008 11:02 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sheenor at 16-11-2009 11:38 PM (14 years ago)
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smart pikins.
Posted: at 16-11-2009 11:38 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 17-11-2009 12:14 AM (14 years ago)
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like u sheenor
Posted: at 17-11-2009 12:14 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 17-11-2009 12:22 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 17-11-2009 12:22 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 17-11-2009 12:28 AM (14 years ago)
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ok ohh
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- federico at 17-11-2009 02:37 AM (14 years ago)
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hehehe
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- Bomber at 17-11-2009 04:15 AM (14 years ago)
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lolling
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- just2sexy at 17-11-2009 03:19 PM (14 years ago)
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