Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms
Sex with a prostitue = wh*regasms
Sex with a storyteller = Loregasms
Sex with an accountant = Boregasms
Sex while sleeping = Snoregasms
Sex while broke = Poorgasms
Sex with a lion = Roargasms
Sex for hours and hours on end = Soregasm
Sex with a nymphomaniac = Ready for Moregasms
Sex in a gold mine = Oregasms
Sex with a bullfighter = Toreadorgasms
Sex with a masked man carrying a sword = Zorogasms
Sex on the beach = Shoregasms
Sex in Asia = Singaporegasms
Sex in the vicinity of garbage can = odorgasms
Sex in an adult theater = Hardcoregasms
Sex with conquering Spaniards = Conquistadorgasms
Sex with someone not paying attention = Ignorgasms
Sex with a competitive partner = scoregasms
Sex with a beloved partner = Adoregasms
Sex while sightseeing = Tourgasms
Sex during an earthquake = Tremorgasms
Sex while hopelessly drunk on shooters = Liquorgasms
Sex with a possessive partner = Yourgasms
Sex with three of your friends = Fourgasm
Sex when resistance is futile = Borggasms
Sex without a climax = Nogasms
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