![-]( "logten") logten at 4-07-2010 05:32 PM (13 years ago)  (m) i use condoms for balloons n was feeling cool wit it
PUAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! | Posted: at 4-07-2010 05:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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Lolz who hasn't done that?
I will never fade and I will never blend....not here to be ur friend or enemy, i say what i ave to say & i'll be out as soon as i'm done, not hard to find & not here to keep i'm the beauty that you can never sight asleep!  | Posted: at 4-07-2010 05:34 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "sophiebaby") sophiebaby at 5-07-2010 11:38 AM (13 years ago) (f) i urinated on the bed and before it was dawn i removed my cloth and washed immediately and i pushed my lil sis to my side where the urine was and lay on her side that was dry.. when it was morning i told my mum "MUMMYYYYY I DID NOT piss ITS JOYCE DAT PISS ON THE BED... and her cloth was wet. she had to wash the shhets and took the foam outside
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :* | Posted: at 5-07-2010 11:38 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "esonu") esonu at 5-07-2010 12:13 PM (13 years ago) (m) hearing
CHILDREN ARE BORN BUT MEN ARE MADE;THE GOLD THAT WILL BE REFINED MUST PASS THROUGH THE FURNACE.WORDS | Posted: at 5-07-2010 12:13 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "logten") logten at 6-07-2010 04:18 AM (13 years ago) (m) i urinated on the bed and before it was dawn i removed my cloth and washed immediately and i pushed my lil sis to my side where the urine was and lay on her side that was dry.. when it was morning i told my mum "MUMMYYYYY I DID NOT piss ITS JOYCE DAT PISS ON THE BED... and her cloth was wet. she had to wash the shhets and took the foam outside
EVIL PUAAAAAAH!! | Posted: at 6-07-2010 04:18 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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 kid's play......... 
| Posted: at 6-07-2010 09:49 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Pires07") Pires07 at 7-07-2010 01:01 PM (13 years ago) (m) i urinated on the bed and before it was dawn i removed my cloth and washed immediately and i pushed my lil sis to my side where the urine was and lay on her side that was dry.. when it was morning i told my mum "MUMMYYYYY I DID NOT piss ITS JOYCE DAT PISS ON THE BED... and her cloth was wet. she had to wash the shhets and took the foam outside
thats nt fair, ope u apologized 2 her
...everywhere i go they keep saying i'm Unique, well that's because my swag defines me. | Posted: at 7-07-2010 01:01 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Pires07") Pires07 at 7-07-2010 01:05 PM (13 years ago) (m) Reply |
![-]( "Pires07") Pires07 at 7-07-2010 01:07 PM (13 years ago) (m) Lock d gate on stray goats and beat it to death
lol, bad son.
...everywhere i go they keep saying i'm Unique, well that's because my swag defines me. | Posted: at 7-07-2010 01:07 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Akpan01") Akpan01 at 7-07-2010 01:07 PM (13 years ago) (f) free meat
"THE WICKED MAN FLEES THOUGHT NO ONE PURSUES, BUT THE RIGHTEOUD ARE AS BOLD AS A LION" | Posted: at 7-07-2010 01:07 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "sophiebaby") sophiebaby at 9-07-2010 12:32 PM (13 years ago) (f) aha.. i remember . late dad used to have a particular chair in the parlour, and nobody sits dia... i was driven frm sch for my fees.. and whn i cried to daddy abt it, he was always saying he's not been paid yet. so one day i got angry and placed 5 niddle pins on his pillow the particular spot where his head will be. and in the parlour on his chair. whn it'as tym for bed, he went to his room lay down and placed his head on the pillow, meanwhile i was at the door post peeping... the next tin i heard was.. JESUS CHRIST... i laughed and ran to my room. hehehehehehe. he quickly rushed to his chair in the parlour and sat down... lol... the next one i heard was... BLOOD OF JESUS>>>> UDUAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :* | Posted: at 9-07-2010 12:32 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "Akpan01") Akpan01 at 9-07-2010 12:33 PM (13 years ago) (f) hahahahhahahaha badda girl
"THE WICKED MAN FLEES THOUGHT NO ONE PURSUES, BUT THE RIGHTEOUD ARE AS BOLD AS A LION" | Posted: at 9-07-2010 12:33 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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aha.. i remember . late dad used to have a particular chair in the parlour, and nobody sits dia...
i was driven frm sch for my fees.. and whn i cried to daddy abt it, he was always saying he's not been paid yet. so one day i got angry and placed 5 niddle pins on his pillow the particular spot where his head will be. and in the parlour on his chair. whn it'as tym for bed, he went to his room lay down and placed his head on the pillow, meanwhile i was at the door post peeping... the next tin i heard was.. JESUS CHRIST... i laughed and ran to my room. hehehehehehe. he quickly rushed to his chair in the parlour and sat down... lol... the next one i heard was... BLOOD OF JESUS>>>> UDUAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Couldn't stop laughing  ................bad pikin and does that make him pay ......or you add more sand to his garri 
| Posted: at 9-07-2010 01:15 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "sexy_error") sexy_error at 9-07-2010 02:00 PM (13 years ago) (f) kid's play......... that kind of play is no more.... | Posted: at 9-07-2010 02:00 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "waco") waco at 9-07-2010 02:02 PM (13 years ago) (m) wetin i find come here
no matter how incorrect ur time is, it will be correct twice a day. | Posted: at 9-07-2010 02:02 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "sophiebaby") sophiebaby at 9-07-2010 02:03 PM (13 years ago) (f) aha.. i remember . late dad used to have a particular chair in the parlour, and nobody sits dia...
i was driven frm sch for my fees.. and whn i cried to daddy abt it, he was always saying he's not been paid yet. so one day i got angry and placed 5 niddle pins on his pillow the particular spot where his head will be. and in the parlour on his chair. whn it'as tym for bed, he went to his room lay down and placed his head on the pillow, meanwhile i was at the door post peeping... the next tin i heard was.. JESUS CHRIST... i laughed and ran to my room. hehehehehehe. he quickly rushed to his chair in the parlour and sat down... lol... the next one i heard was... BLOOD OF JESUS>>>> UDUAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Couldn't stop laughing ................bad pikin and does that make him pay ......or you add more sand to his garri yes ooo.... cos he shouted my name.
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :* | Posted: at 9-07-2010 02:03 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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aha.. i remember . late dad used to have a particular chair in the parlour, and nobody sits dia...
i was driven frm sch for my fees.. and whn i cried to daddy abt it, he was always saying he's not been paid yet. so one day i got angry and placed 5 niddle pins on his pillow the particular spot where his head will be. and in the parlour on his chair. whn it'as tym for bed, he went to his room lay down and placed his head on the pillow, meanwhile i was at the door post peeping... the next tin i heard was.. JESUS CHRIST... i laughed and ran to my room. hehehehehehe. he quickly rushed to his chair in the parlour and sat down... lol... the next one i heard was... BLOOD OF JESUS>>>> UDUAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Couldn't stop laughing ................bad pikin and does that make him pay ......or you add more sand to his garri guy u bad ooo | Posted: at 9-07-2010 05:16 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Beauti4") Beauti4 at 9-07-2010 10:25 PM (13 years ago) (f) here is another one: i was 9 and was goin to stay in d village till dec b4 goin to porta. so my pple bought poultries for me to take care it nd durin dec they will sell it. i use to b soo...brilliant ehn....so it came to d point where these chickens started layin eggs. so i use to boil eggs and sell it even with the unboiled ones. but smtimes i ll b givin free eggs to my friends and family friends. but i use to share it by climbin our backyard fence. i was so expert climbin fence with boilin eggs, so one day my mom caught me, was almost on the top of d fence, she started screamin, but my friends fled after hearin her voice. i was still on top of fence, so she made me climb down, beat me and demanded for an ans...i said: i want to sell some eggs 2 sm pple lolz...she said: where r d eggs, i brought her 8 eggs 4 frm each pocket, my mom beat me so bad even till now, they still rmember. | Posted: at 9-07-2010 10:25 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "ceejay58") ceejay58 at 10-07-2010 12:09 AM (13 years ago) (m) I tied d school uniform belts of two girls,by d time they stood up,they crashed on d ground....2ndly,i usually attached small piece of paper,written 'HEGOAT 4 SALE' on d collar of d pupils shirt....3rdly,I also placed bubble gum d seats of my enemies...
craziness of the highest order.........hahahahahaha | Posted: at 10-07-2010 12:09 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "ceejay58") ceejay58 at 10-07-2010 12:15 AM (13 years ago) (m) aha.. i remember . late dad used to have a particular chair in the parlour, and nobody sits dia...
i was driven frm sch for my fees.. and whn i cried to daddy abt it, he was always saying he's not been paid yet. so one day i got angry and placed 5 niddle pins on his pillow the particular spot where his head will be. and in the parlour on his chair. whn it'as tym for bed, he went to his room lay down and placed his head on the pillow, meanwhile i was at the door post peeping... the next tin i heard was.. JESUS CHRIST... i laughed and ran to my room. hehehehehehe. he quickly rushed to his chair in the parlour and sat down... lol... the next one i heard was... BLOOD OF JESUS>>>> UDUAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
u no well at all..........hahahahahahahaha | Posted: at 10-07-2010 12:15 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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