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Date: 06-07-2010 10:36 am (13 years ago) | Author: uduak Sophia Monday
- at 6-07-2010 10:36 AM (13 years ago)
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Reporter: How are you feeling Mr. President?

Yar’Adua: I feel like I am still in Saudi Arabia though I am not sure where I am. Ask Turai, she will tell you how I am feeling.

Reporter: Why did you give interview to BBC instead of NTA?

Yar’Adua: My people cannot watch or listen to NTA due to NEPA. But with BBC, everyone will turn on their generators to watch and listen.. Who will burn their diesel to watch NTA? Even Goodluck will not do that.

Reporter: What about your 7 point agenda?

Yar’Adua: Forget about that! That was dead on arrival. It was even OBJ’s idea. I have streamlined that into only 1 agenda – ‘Hanging on to dear life’. This will work for every Nigerian. Very simple concept that I learned here in Saudi or Yemen!

Reporter: What are you going to do about Jos crisis?

Yar’Adua: Jos? Is that still part of Nigeria? Wallahi, I didn’t remember.
 
Reporter: When are you coming back to Nigeria?

Yar’Adua: Never! I am not coming back but don’t tell Turai or Andoakaa. Turai might order these housemaids to switch off my life support. Andoakaa might convince Nigerians that I can rule from heaven(?) and I am just tired of the whole thing.

Reporter: What message do you have for your daughters?
Yar’Adua: Marry only governors. Forget the Muttallab’s!

Reporter: What message do you have for Nigerians?

Yar’Adua: Hold on tight! You think the ride has been rough, it is going to get worse from here. I am glad that I am not going to be part of it. I am enjoying my stay here. My brother, please change that channel for me. I need to watch the next soccer game. Angolans are my favorite team. I just love them.

Reporter: Thank you Mr. President.

Yar’Adua: Oh me? I am still the President? Thank you! You better leave before Turai gets back here!


Posted: at 6-07-2010 10:36 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- sanya01 at 6-07-2010 12:00 PM (13 years ago)
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should hav been posted earlier dis yr
Posted: at 6-07-2010 12:00 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sophiebaby at 6-07-2010 12:44 PM (13 years ago)
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wasnt on Np then..
Posted: at 6-07-2010 12:44 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sanya01 at 6-07-2010 12:47 PM (13 years ago)
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ok, HEARD!!
Posted: at 6-07-2010 12:47 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 6-07-2010 01:15 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on  6-07-2010 12:44 PM
wasnt on Np then..
alright then... its bin P4.
Posted: at 6-07-2010 01:15 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- esonu at 8-07-2010 02:20 PM (13 years ago)
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heheheh
Posted: at 8-07-2010 02:20 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- onyiis at 9-07-2010 07:44 AM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 9-07-2010 07:44 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 9-07-2010 12:51 PM (13 years ago)
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Old joke, posted b4
Posted: at 9-07-2010 12:51 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sexy_error at 9-07-2010 01:19 PM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 9-07-2010 01:19 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sydneyiyke at 9-07-2010 02:59 PM (13 years ago)
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sorry baby... its belated....
Posted: at 9-07-2010 02:59 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AskGod at 9-07-2010 10:01 PM (13 years ago)
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nice one but it could have come early bl4 now
Posted: at 9-07-2010 10:01 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- justtobi at 10-07-2010 09:24 AM (13 years ago)
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is this supposed to be a joke? dont u know anything about respecting the dead? Have some respect and regards.
Posted: at 10-07-2010 09:24 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- belindajustins at 10-07-2010 05:01 PM (13 years ago)
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hmm..
Posted: at 10-07-2010 05:01 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 13-07-2010 04:27 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 13-07-2010 04:27 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 13-07-2010 04:28 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 13-07-2010 04:28 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- frenzeecool_08 at 13-07-2010 09:02 PM (13 years ago)
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Nice but dead on Arrival
Posted: at 13-07-2010 09:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- esonu at 14-07-2010 04:59 PM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 14-07-2010 04:59 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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