AYUBA

Date: 06-07-2010 12:47 pm (12 years ago) | Author: uduak Sophia Monday
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- at 6-07-2010 12:47 PM (12 years ago)
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AYUBA bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

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AYUBA : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
AYUBA: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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AYUBA: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
AYUBA : Can I take it  tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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AYUBA : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
AYUBA : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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AYUBA : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
AYUBA : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again..

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AYUBA complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
AYUBA : 'I was watching TV news...'

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AYUBA  comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'

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How do you recognize AYUBA  in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

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Once  AYUBA was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.

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AYUBA  in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

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AYUBA : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
AYUBA  - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
AYUBA : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

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AYUBA told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
AYUBA : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'


Posted: at 6-07-2010 12:47 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- Kristiantus at 6-07-2010 01:23 PM (12 years ago)
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i no one adewale ayuba. hope its not him you're referring to?
Posted: at 6-07-2010 01:23 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- qunodinga at 6-07-2010 03:55 PM (12 years ago)
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no tyme 2 long
Posted: at 6-07-2010 03:55 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- folashadoc at 6-07-2010 06:14 PM (12 years ago)
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Sophie i don de fall in love wit ur sense of humour. You too much
Posted: at 6-07-2010 06:14 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- juniormai at 7-07-2010 12:23 AM (12 years ago)
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u have a talent, do something now.
Posted: at 7-07-2010 12:23 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- brizio at 7-07-2010 12:41 AM (12 years ago)
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when i saw it was ur joke i had to read it

the parking fine nailed it for me
Posted: at 7-07-2010 12:41 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 7-07-2010 08:44 AM (12 years ago)
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1st time i'm reading a sensible thing from sophie

Posted: at 7-07-2010 08:44 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 7-07-2010 09:23 AM (12 years ago)
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huh?
Posted: at 7-07-2010 09:23 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- sydneyiyke at 7-07-2010 03:59 PM (12 years ago)
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Good, but PB4.
Posted: at 7-07-2010 03:59 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sophiebaby at 7-07-2010 04:04 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on  7-07-2010 08:44 AM
1st time i'm reading a sensible thing from sophie

Xter.. hehehehe bad belle for sophie

Posted: at 7-07-2010 04:04 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sophiebaby at 7-07-2010 04:05 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: sydneyiyke on  7-07-2010 03:59 PM

Good, but PB4.

sharap.. u dis newbie wey just come  dey yarn opata.. for where tell me

Posted: at 7-07-2010 04:05 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MandateofGod at 7-07-2010 07:02 PM (12 years ago)
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Sexybaby, sorry so... what baby, you try small
Posted: at 7-07-2010 07:02 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- KleverC at 7-07-2010 08:45 PM (12 years ago)
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u too much jor

Posted: at 7-07-2010 08:45 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nu_bie at 7-07-2010 10:11 PM (12 years ago)
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this is another form of epistle... giggle
Posted: at 7-07-2010 10:11 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Kristiantus at 7-07-2010 10:25 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on  7-07-2010 04:05 PM
Quote from: sydneyiyke on  7-07-2010 03:59 PM

Good, but PB4.

sharap.. u dis newbie wey just come  dey yarn opata.. for where tell me
Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-07-2010 10:25 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- brizio at 7-07-2010 11:11 PM (12 years ago)
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ha ha ha.....how newbie wan take know joke wey dey posted b4. Maybe im think say pb4 na secret NP lingo..lol
Posted: at 7-07-2010 11:11 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 7-07-2010 11:45 PM (12 years ago)
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lol @brizio

Posted: at 7-07-2010 11:45 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 8-07-2010 08:31 AM (12 years ago)
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me i wida o

Posted: at 8-07-2010 08:31 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- esonu at 8-07-2010 01:43 PM (12 years ago)
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nice

Posted: at 8-07-2010 01:43 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- ademola78 at 10-07-2010 11:53 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: brizio on  7-07-2010 11:11 PM
ha ha ha.....how newbie wan take know joke wey dey posted b4. Maybe im think say pb4 na secret NP lingo..lol
Grin Grin Grin Grin poor newbie..

Nice piece sophie.. Wink
Posted: at 10-07-2010 11:53 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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