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Date: 01-10-2008 12:51 pm (15 years ago) | Author: obioma okennwa
- at 1-10-2008 12:51 PM (15 years ago)
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 Kiss






Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”



Wife: What is 10 years with me?

Wife: What is 10 years with me?
Husband: A second.

Wife: What is $1000 for me?
Husband: A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband: Wait a second


Thought of the day:
“if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!”




Employer need responsible

Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”

Applicant: “I’m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.”





Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins!(
AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,


at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other


Girls are like roads
Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.



Two Lovers Plan to die
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.



.
Sadder was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.



Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Every time! (
WIFE says No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever
 Kiss

Posted: at 1-10-2008 12:51 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- daviespan at 3-10-2008 07:27 PM (15 years ago)
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nice stuff but work on your editing skills babe Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 3-10-2008 07:27 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 5-10-2008 10:00 PM (15 years ago)
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Good jokes, I agree with you Davies
Posted: at 5-10-2008 10:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- signalputte at 5-10-2008 10:45 PM (15 years ago)
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Thanks man
Posted: at 5-10-2008 10:45 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sexylion at 22-07-2010 08:50 PM (13 years ago)
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9ice combination.kudos.more akamu to ur elbows
Posted: at 22-07-2010 08:50 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 22-07-2010 09:29 PM (13 years ago)
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ok nice
Posted: at 22-07-2010 09:29 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- ojeniyijohnson at 22-07-2010 10:18 PM (13 years ago)
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good.
Posted: at 22-07-2010 10:18 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- enc4life at 22-07-2010 11:57 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sexylion on 22-07-2010 08:50 PM
9ice combination.kudos.more akamu to ur elbows


 Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-07-2010 11:57 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- belindajustins at 23-07-2010 11:33 AM (13 years ago)
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nice
Posted: at 23-07-2010 11:33 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Akinwamide at 23-07-2010 11:35 AM (13 years ago)
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Na true u 4 much
Posted: at 23-07-2010 11:35 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Maxodus at 23-07-2010 12:14 PM (13 years ago)
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Very well,but edit. Thanks (^_^)
Posted: at 23-07-2010 12:14 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onyiis at 27-07-2010 02:52 PM (13 years ago)
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nice joke keep them flowing
Posted: at 27-07-2010 02:52 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- sophiebaby at 27-07-2010 05:01 PM (13 years ago)
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more akpu to ur elbow.. nice one
Posted: at 27-07-2010 05:01 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- onyiis at 28-07-2010 10:34 AM (13 years ago)
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heheheeeeee
Posted: at 28-07-2010 10:34 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- sydneyiyke at 4-08-2010 05:54 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on 27-07-2010 05:01 PM
more akpu to ur elbow.. nice one

Sophie, who are the chics in ur profile pic...?
Posted: at 4-08-2010 05:54 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- aregina at 11-08-2010 12:47 AM (13 years ago)
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nice 1,kudos.
Posted: at 11-08-2010 12:47 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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