The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row. The boss called her into his office and said, "Now look Sharon, I know we had a wild fling for a while, but that's over. I expect you to conduct yourself like any other employee around here. The boss pressed on, " Who told you you could come and go as you ...please around here ?"
Sharon simply smiled, lit up a cigarette, and while exhaling said, ...."My lawyer."
14_Inches
Posted: at 6-07-2010 06:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".
Posted: at 12-07-2010 01:50 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
tambeiort at 16-07-2010 10:45 AM (14 years ago) (m)
14, where have being? i dont just open any joke unless yours. this is funny. sorry for those bosses hat have affairs with their employees. her lawyer was aware of the affair, and i believe her boss surely changed d topic.
Posted: at 16-07-2010 10:45 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
14_Inches_Long at 17-07-2010 01:13 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Quote from: tambeiort on 16-07-2010 10:45 AM
14, where have being? i dont just open any joke unless yours. this is funny. sorry for those bosses hat have affairs with their employees. her lawyer was aware of the affair, and i believe her boss surely changed d topic.
Thanks pals. I have hiding somewhere. there are some newbies on NP and they are causing chaos here. I only ran for cover !!!!
Am now back for better..
Cheers..
14_Inches
Posted: at 17-07-2010 01:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
14, where have being? i dont just open any joke unless yours. this is funny. sorry for those bosses hat have affairs with their employees. her lawyer was aware of the affair, and i believe her boss surely changed d topic.
Thanks pals. I have hiding somewhere. there are some newbies on NP and they are causing chaos here. I only ran for cover !!!!
Am now back for better..
Cheers..
14_Inches
newbies are causing a lot of pro hre.
Posted: at 20-07-2010 11:44 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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