British Airways ad !!!!!!!

A mother had three daughters and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their married life.The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Maxwell Coffeehouse." The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed ...a Maxwell coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "Satisfaction, to the last drop..."So, the Mother was happy.Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Rothmans." So the Mother looked for a Rothmans' ad, and it says; "LIFE SIZE, KING SIZE."The Mother was happy.

After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "BRITISH AIRWAYS." The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one. The ad read: "TWO TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS.

 The mother fainted !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted: at 6-07-2010 06:43 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Na gud tin b dat

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Posted: at 6-07-2010 11:24 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

Nice 1...

Posted: at 7-07-2010 04:33 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

You sure say you too like am both ways (Back and front), down below and up above !!!!!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh OJIGBIJIGBI !!!!!!   I go die wiv laughter here ooooo

If no be this tick wall callled internet dey block me and you, I for show you sample say Kaki no be leather,

na AWO ERAN lasan ni !!!!!!!!  muscle do grip me for yonder !!!!!!!!

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Posted: at 7-07-2010 05:01 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

seen

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Posted: at 8-07-2010 02:34 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

Guys, what did you experience during your first night wiv ya lover/boyfriend/husband/wife. Let us share it in form of adverts or any funny quotes !!!!


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Posted: at 10-07-2010 06:34 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac