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Date: 10-07-2010 9:39 am (13 years ago) | Author: Unapologetic Renegade
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A soccer goalkeeper was walking along the street one day when he heard screams from a nearby building. He looked up to see smoke billowing from a fourth-floor window and a woman leaning out holding a baby.

"Help ! Help!" screamed a woman, "I need someone to catch my baby!"

A crowd of onlookers had gathered, but none was confident about catching a baby dropped from such a great height. then the goalkeeper, stepped forward. "I'm a professional goalkeeper," he called to the woman. "I'm renonwned for my safe hands. Drop the baby and I will catch it. For me, it will be just like catching a ball."

The woman agreed:"Ok, then. When I drop my baby, treat it as if you were catching a ball."

On a count of three, the woman dropped the baby. Everyone held their breath as the goalkeeper lined himself up to catch it. There was a huge sigh of relief, followed by wild cheering as the goalkeeper caught the baby safely in his arms. Then he bounced it twice on the ground and kicked it 50 yards down the street.

Posted: at 10-07-2010 09:39 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- ademola78 at 10-07-2010 09:52 AM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

U try, keep it coming Wink
Posted: at 10-07-2010 09:52 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 10-07-2010 10:36 AM (13 years ago)
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LOL
Posted: at 10-07-2010 10:36 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- crownfad at 10-07-2010 02:59 PM (13 years ago)
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its funny, but its unrealistic
Posted: at 10-07-2010 02:59 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- moneyinbrakemi at 10-07-2010 03:17 PM (13 years ago)
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Unpredictable goal keeper!
9ice and bad at thesame time
Posted: at 10-07-2010 03:17 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- belindajustins at 10-07-2010 04:48 PM (13 years ago)
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LOL....would hv been better if the baby died in the fire Grin
Posted: at 10-07-2010 04:48 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brizio at 10-07-2010 10:44 PM (13 years ago)
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good one....its a joke, doesn't have to be realistic
Posted: at 10-07-2010 10:44 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 10-07-2010 10:50 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted b4
Posted: at 10-07-2010 10:50 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- AskGod at 10-07-2010 10:53 PM (13 years ago)
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9ice one but too bad 4 keeper
Posted: at 10-07-2010 10:53 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- lyinka at 11-07-2010 11:54 AM (13 years ago)
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gud one
Posted: at 11-07-2010 11:54 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyiis at 11-07-2010 04:40 PM (13 years ago)
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lol a gud one
Posted: at 11-07-2010 04:40 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- sydneyiyke at 12-07-2010 10:09 AM (13 years ago)
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what can i say?
Posted: at 12-07-2010 10:09 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 13-07-2010 04:16 PM (13 years ago)
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u try
Posted: at 13-07-2010 04:16 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 13-07-2010 04:17 PM (13 years ago)
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u try
Posted: at 13-07-2010 04:17 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sweetnoxy at 13-07-2010 11:50 PM (13 years ago)
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lol..............he did as he was told..."treat the baby as u'll treat a ball."
Posted: at 13-07-2010 11:50 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- esonu at 14-07-2010 05:04 PM (13 years ago)
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lol funny
Posted: at 14-07-2010 05:04 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- enc4life at 20-07-2010 06:14 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: brizio on 10-07-2010 10:44 PM
good one....its a joke, doesn't have to be realistic
Posted: at 20-07-2010 06:14 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- gbalaw at 20-07-2010 08:52 PM (13 years ago)
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HE SHOWED HIS PROFESSION
Posted: at 20-07-2010 08:52 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- sydneyiyke at 22-07-2010 04:47 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: gbalaw on 20-07-2010 08:52 PM
HE SHOWED HIS PROFESSION

Yeah, he showed his class..
Posted: at 22-07-2010 04:47 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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