Men are like weather...Nothing can be done to change them.
Live and let live! | Posted: at 5-08-2010 12:30 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Akpan01") Akpan01 at 5-08-2010 12:37 PM (13 years ago)  (f) but some left and right slap work sometimes :-P
"THE WICKED MAN FLEES THOUGHT NO ONE PURSUES, BUT THE RIGHTEOUD ARE AS BOLD AS A LION" | Posted: at 5-08-2010 12:37 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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but some left and right slap work sometimes :-P
Live and let live! | Posted: at 5-08-2010 12:47 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Akpan01") Akpan01 at 5-08-2010 12:48 PM (13 years ago) (f)  
"THE WICKED MAN FLEES THOUGHT NO ONE PURSUES, BUT THE RIGHTEOUD ARE AS BOLD AS A LION" | Posted: at 5-08-2010 12:48 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "ziggs") ziggs at 5-08-2010 01:02 PM (13 years ago) (m) hehehehehe..........BS, you are trouble shooting ooo
Come on! A joke is a joke,right? But.....so true!
eehh b/cos i did not give u that of women abi, no vex second phase dey come watch outu don't need to do that...
u know am straight
are u sure?  | Posted: at 5-08-2010 01:02 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "wallas") wallas at 5-08-2010 01:08 PM (13 years ago) (m) Men are like weather...Nothing can be done to change them.
how do u intend changing the essence of being MAN! | Posted: at 5-08-2010 01:08 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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Men are like weather...Nothing can be done to change them.
how do u intend changing the essence of being MAN! I don't even try! That's an impossible and tiresome task!
Live and let live! | Posted: at 5-08-2010 01:10 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "wallas") wallas at 5-08-2010 01:18 PM (13 years ago) (m) Men are like weather...Nothing can be done to change them.
how do u intend changing the essence of being MAN! I don't even try! That's an impossible and tiresome task! perfect...man r women impossibilities | Posted: at 5-08-2010 01:18 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade, since it consists principally of dealing with men.
Live and let live! | Posted: at 5-08-2010 01:21 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for." Mae West
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Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Ambrose Bierce
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Man is better off than woman; he marries later and dies sooner
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would have really preferred
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
-Oscar Wilde
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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.— Zsa Zsa Gabor
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years - then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
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The most happy marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. Coleridge
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One good husband is worth two good wives; for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued. Benjamin Franklin
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.The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-Henry Youngman
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. Phyllis Diller
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If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
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The sincerest love is the love of food. Bernard Shaw.
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Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. Josh Billings
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
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Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener! Unknown
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The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What ..does a woman want?'' -- Freud
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not only two wife ..... 4 wife | Posted: at 5-08-2010 01:34 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "eagleseyez") eagleseyez at 5-08-2010 01:40 PM (13 years ago) (m) @bittersweet:Fine.But your suggestion is so cruel.
It's a joke! Come on! Didn't u see the title of this topic? | Posted: at 5-08-2010 01:40 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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@bittersweet:Fine.But your suggestion is so cruel.
It's a joke! Come on! Didn't u see the title of this topic? What, Chief? Relax and drop something interesting! 
Live and let live! | Posted: at 5-08-2010 01:41 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "bestgift") bestgift at 6-08-2010 10:47 AM (13 years ago) (f) still thinking | Posted: at 6-08-2010 10:47 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
Live and let live! | Posted: at 6-08-2010 01:16 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "iphie") iphie at 6-08-2010 02:01 PM (13 years ago) (f) Men are like blenders...You need One,but you're not quite sure why.
babe u r so ryt, wats worse dan a bad bladder if not a bad man | Posted: at 6-08-2010 02:01 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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Men are like blenders...You need One,but you're not quite sure why.
babe u r so ryt, wats worse dan a bad bladder if not a bad man
Live and let live! | Posted: at 6-08-2010 02:30 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "sydneyiyke") sydneyiyke at 6-08-2010 06:12 PM (13 years ago) (m) Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
BS u missed out one thing, woman Neeeh! They can survive a weekend without them!Don't they? a weekend without a woman will be too boring. u re right boy.. just get one or two around 4 d weekend.. give them a nice solid screw n let them scram.. | Posted: at 6-08-2010 06:12 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "sydneyiyke") sydneyiyke at 6-08-2010 06:21 PM (13 years ago) (m) God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.
BS.. u will make a good screw,, where d phyuk are u..? | Posted: at 6-08-2010 06:21 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.
BS.. u will make a good screw,, where d phyuk are u..? Watch your language, boy! 
Live and let live! | Posted: at 6-08-2010 08:38 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.
Live and let live! | Posted: at 8-08-2010 02:06 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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