Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for." Mae West *********** Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage. Ambrose Bierce *********** Man is better off than woman; he marries later and dies sooner *********** Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. *********** Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would have really preferred *********** Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. -Oscar Wilde *********** A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.— Zsa Zsa Gabor *********** My wife and I were happy for 20 years - then we met. -Rodney Dangerfield *********** The most happy marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. Coleridge *********** One good husband is worth two good wives; for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued. Benjamin Franklin *********** .The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. -Henry Youngman *********** Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. Phyllis Diller *********** If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? *********** The sincerest love is the love of food. Bernard Shaw. *********** Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. Josh Billings *********** When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is. *********** Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener! Unknown *********** The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What ..does a woman want?'' -- Freud ***********
Posted: at 31-07-2010 04:44 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
bittersweet at 31-07-2010 04:49 PM (14 years ago) (f)
Men are like blenders...You need One,but you're not quite sure why.
Live and let live!
Posted: at 31-07-2010 04:49 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
ORAXGEORGE at 31-07-2010 05:22 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Quote from: bittersweet on 31-07-2010 05:11 PM
Quote from: ORAXGEORGE on 31-07-2010 05:08 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 31-07-2010 05:01 PM
Quote from: divineproject on 31-07-2010 04:54 PM
hehehehehe..........BS, you are trouble shooting ooo
Come on! A joke is a joke,right? But.....so true!
eehh b/cos i did not give u that of women abi, no vex second phase dey come watch out
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Don't get me started,bcz u'll regret it!
u be moto we dey start, abi u fit yab me more than when i dey school, u talk finish na ur energy na him u waste abi u tink say water dey soak rock. abegi
Posted: at 31-07-2010 05:22 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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