De Fallen

An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.

During the Sunday's sermon he told them, "If one more person confesses
to adultery, I'll quit!" Since everyone liked him, they said they would use a
code word: "fallen."
From then on, anyone who had committed adultery said they had "fallen"
This satisfied old priest and the parishioners, and everyone was fine
for years, until finally the old priest passed away at the ripe old age
of 93.
Shortly after the new priest settled in, he paid a call on the mayor.
The priest was quite concerned." You have to do something about the
sidewalks in this town, mayor. You can't believe how many people come
into the confessional talkingabout having fallen!" The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had
explained their code word to the priest.
But before the mayor could explain, the priest shook his finger at the
mayor and said- " I don't know why you're laughing;your wife fell three
times last week!"
 

Posted: at 6-11-2007 09:50 AM (17 years ago) | Newbie

I back u.

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Posted: at 11-04-2009 08:12 PM (16 years ago) | Hero

Dats not it,u dnt xpect a priest 2 discus confessions outside,den he is nt a priest,gve me sumtin real

Posted: at 27-05-2009 04:43 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

 

Posted: at 27-05-2009 04:50 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

 

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Posted: at 27-05-2009 04:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

very phunny joke. lolz

Posted: at 27-05-2009 05:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

flucking A*#Ss..i luv dis joke yo

Posted: at 27-05-2009 08:48 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

hehe

Posted: at 27-05-2009 10:33 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

thx

Posted: at 28-05-2009 02:17 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

thx

Posted: at 28-05-2009 08:45 PM (15 years ago) | Hero