Mummy's garage

Date: 08-10-2008 11:02 am (16 years ago) | Author: teegal
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- at 8-10-2008 11:02 AM (16 years ago)
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A man was having his bath when suddenly his 5 years old son walked into the bathroom and saw his fathers d**k, astonished at it's size the following dialogue ensued:

son: dad, what is that between your legs?

dad: that is my lorry.

son: but it is bigger than my own!

dad: yes and that's because yours is a car.

son: but mum does not have a lorry nor a car?

dad: what she has is called the garage.

The following day after school.

son: mum, our teacher said cars and lorries are parked in garages?

mum: yes thats true

son: can i park my car in your garage?

Posted: at 8-10-2008 11:02 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
- frenzeecool_08 at 8-10-2008 07:10 PM (16 years ago)
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bad boy. like father, like son
Posted: at 8-10-2008 07:10 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- baloo at 8-10-2008 11:43 PM (16 years ago)
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lmao.
make him park am now
Posted: at 8-10-2008 11:43 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bertona12 at 8-10-2008 11:47 PM (16 years ago)
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chei!
Posted: at 8-10-2008 11:47 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 9-10-2008 12:47 PM (16 years ago)
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you sure say that boy na 5years old?
Posted: at 9-10-2008 12:47 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abbybabe at 9-10-2008 02:20 PM (16 years ago)
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lol.....bad boy
Posted: at 9-10-2008 02:20 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- wunmie at 9-10-2008 03:49 PM (16 years ago)
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omokomo! Parents, please use real life issues to teach ur children, call a spade by the name it is known for.
Posted: at 9-10-2008 03:49 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- bolice at 21-10-2008 12:02 PM (16 years ago)
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 Cheesy what kind of child could that be?
Posted: at 21-10-2008 12:02 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- sue4u at 21-10-2008 06:33 PM (16 years ago)
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dat aint a five yr old Smiley
Posted: at 21-10-2008 06:33 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- raheem69 at 21-10-2008 06:42 PM (16 years ago)
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birds of d same feathers!
Posted: at 21-10-2008 06:42 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- segxi at 29-10-2008 10:54 PM (16 years ago)
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the boy teacher don show am example for school
Posted: at 29-10-2008 10:54 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 30-10-2008 05:40 PM (16 years ago)
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ok, im coming let me check something here, ok?
Posted: at 30-10-2008 05:40 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 31-10-2008 12:39 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 30-10-2008 05:40 PM
ok, im coming let me check something here, ok?
Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 31-10-2008 12:39 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 31-10-2008 12:40 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 30-10-2008 05:40 PM
ok, im coming let me check something here, ok?
you can like show yourself
Posted: at 31-10-2008 12:40 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 31-10-2008 09:35 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: sheangle on 31-10-2008 01:36 AM
dat garage go 2 big for am
u want make im park b4? that na abomination oh
Posted: at 31-10-2008 09:35 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 31-10-2008 09:45 AM (16 years ago)
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Make the mumsi tell am sey space no dey 4 car to park for the garage.
Bcos big big lorry don already park for there... LOL
Posted: at 31-10-2008 09:45 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 31-10-2008 02:03 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 31-10-2008 12:40 AM
Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 30-10-2008 05:40 PM
ok, im coming let me check something here, ok?
you can like show yourself

Which kind show be that one? Roll Eyes
Posted: at 31-10-2008 02:03 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 31-10-2008 02:53 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 31-10-2008 02:03 PM
Quote from: rezimero on 31-10-2008 12:40 AM
Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 30-10-2008 05:40 PM
ok, im coming let me check something here, ok?
you can like show yourself

Which kind show be that one? Roll Eyes
u no go understand, so make u rest!
Posted: at 31-10-2008 02:53 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 31-10-2008 02:55 PM (16 years ago)
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thank you, but i can see you need rest past me.
Posted: at 31-10-2008 02:55 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 31-10-2008 03:03 PM (16 years ago)
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Make d two of una rest na!!!
Posted: at 31-10-2008 03:03 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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