Funny farmer

Date: 25-08-2010 2:26 pm (13 years ago) | Author: chima Anthony Nwaohia
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A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting, and he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looked up from the page and said to her, "Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?" She looked at him wistfully, smiled, and replied, "Oh, yeah? Prove it." He frowned for a moment, then said, "Okay." He got up and walked out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face. About a half hour later, he returned all tired and sweaty and proclaimed, "Well, I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but the way that pig is always squealing, how can I tell?"

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- AVARTA at 25-08-2010 02:56 PM (13 years ago)
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ANIMAL.
Posted: at 25-08-2010 02:56 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- sydneyiyke at 25-08-2010 05:11 PM (13 years ago)
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ur joke nor deh pass honeypot and phyuk... beta repent
Posted: at 25-08-2010 05:11 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 27-08-2010 03:30 AM (13 years ago)
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na ashawo
Posted: at 27-08-2010 03:30 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyiis at 27-08-2010 02:29 PM (13 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 27-08-2010 02:29 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 27-08-2010 07:01 PM (13 years ago)
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u try
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