Screwing government

Date: 09-10-2008 11:30 am (13 years ago) | Author: ♥♥Monee♥♥ Joshua
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- at 9-10-2008 11:30 AM (13 years ago)
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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What are Politcs?" Dad says "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
..1. Im the head of the family, so call me the president
..2. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
..3. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People.
..4. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working class.
..5. And your baby brother, we'll call him the future.

"Now think about that and see if it makes sense."

So, the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severly soiled his diaper So, the little boy goes to his parents room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nannys room.

Finding the door locked, he looks in the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.

He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad i think i understand the concept of politics now:

The father says "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about"

The little boy replies, "The president is screwing the working class, while the government is sound asleep. The people are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit".


Posted: at 9-10-2008 11:30 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- rezimero at 9-10-2008 12:49 PM (13 years ago)
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no be lie
Posted: at 9-10-2008 12:49 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abbybabe at 9-10-2008 02:16 PM (13 years ago)
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gud...
Posted: at 9-10-2008 02:16 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- frenzeecool_08 at 9-10-2008 05:22 PM (13 years ago)
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9s 1
Posted: at 9-10-2008 05:22 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- akapson at 9-10-2008 06:31 PM (13 years ago)
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what  an  anology,  it  does  follw  you  know!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 9-10-2008 06:31 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- olahsupo at 9-10-2008 07:05 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Real deep shit indeed --I no fitt laff
Posted: at 9-10-2008 07:05 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zie85er at 9-10-2008 09:42 PM (13 years ago)
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OMG!!

Posted: at 9-10-2008 09:42 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- meeki at 19-07-2010 05:59 AM (11 years ago)
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@poster..u try,no be small !!  newbie for that matter !! kp it up!!
Posted: at 19-07-2010 05:59 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- vantheo at 19-07-2010 08:23 AM (11 years ago)
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Kai!! I no fit shout.......nice one! Grin

Posted: at 19-07-2010 08:23 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- meeki at 19-07-2010 08:42 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: vantheo on 19-07-2010 08:23 AM
Kai!! I no fit shout.......nice one! Grin

na who u dey point at?
Posted: at 19-07-2010 08:42 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onyiis at 19-07-2010 09:56 AM (11 years ago)
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a joke but really makes sense !

Posted: at 19-07-2010 09:56 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- MandateofGod at 19-07-2010 12:54 PM (11 years ago)
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Hhhhhmmmmmmmmm, true talk, politics indeed!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 19-07-2010 12:54 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- abolajimi at 19-07-2010 06:17 PM (11 years ago)
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extremely funny.....excellent u tried.
Posted: at 19-07-2010 06:17 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- sydneyiyke at 19-07-2010 06:26 PM (11 years ago)
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nice 1
Posted: at 19-07-2010 06:26 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- KleverC at 19-07-2010 09:33 PM (11 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 19-07-2010 09:33 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- de9iceboy at 20-07-2010 08:16 AM (11 years ago)
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omo u wan kili me wif this ur jokes oooo
Posted: at 20-07-2010 08:16 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- onyiis at 20-07-2010 11:15 AM (11 years ago)
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hahahahaaa

Posted: at 20-07-2010 11:15 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 20-07-2010 11:35 AM (11 years ago)
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hehehe
Posted: at 20-07-2010 11:35 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyiis at 20-07-2010 11:40 AM (11 years ago)
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the future is really in a deep mess

Posted: at 20-07-2010 11:40 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- esonu at 20-07-2010 11:42 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: meeki on 19-07-2010 05:59 AM
@poster..u try,no be small !!  newbie for that matter !! kp it up!!
so u cant reply without involving her position?

Posted: at 20-07-2010 11:42 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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