THE DAY MY TEACHER SLAPPED ME!

Date: 30-08-2010 1:35 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Ifeoluwa A.
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- at 30-08-2010 01:35 PM (14 years ago)
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I made this poem up and its supposed to be a funny poem so plz don't be soo hard on it :S
 Anywayz...


 The day my teacher slapped me
 Was a very awful day,
 My class was doing nothing
 So i had to act that way

 The reason why she slapped me
 I will tell you thats for sure:
 I was so bored out of my guts
 That I just had to snore.

 But when she caught me snoring
 She just sparked beyond belief
 And then started towards me
 While I stared in horror and grief

 'Oh this is bad, very bad',
 I kept saying in my mind
 Wondering if this was a dream
 Of some very cruel kind

 At last she came beside me
 And stretched out her wrinkly hands
 Suddenly pain befell my cheeks
 Which stung like needles and sands

 Oh how I cried, oh how I cried,
 It was an awful way,
 And from that day a lesson was made
 Never to snore again!
     
   

Posted: at 30-08-2010 01:35 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- Moshaden4real at 30-08-2010 01:53 PM (14 years ago)
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Good job, keep trying you'll come up with something interesting someday
Posted: at 30-08-2010 01:53 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Moshaden4real at 30-08-2010 01:55 PM (14 years ago)
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Good job, keep trying you'll come up with something interesting someday   Cool Cool
Posted: at 30-08-2010 01:55 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onyiis at 30-08-2010 02:01 PM (14 years ago)
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more like a poem than a joke
Posted: at 30-08-2010 02:01 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 31-08-2010 01:22 AM (14 years ago)
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THE DAY THE POSTER POST THIS POEM,
I WAS NOT EVEN AT THE FORUM,
I LATER SAW HER SNORE IN FUNNY HUB,
I HAVE TO SLAP HER CHEEKS..
INSTED OF HER CRYING,..SHE SHOUT!!!.....I AM BORN_TO_WIN


Nice one SENORITA...keep it up
Posted: at 31-08-2010 01:22 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 31-08-2010 09:11 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 31-08-2010 01:22 AM


THE DAY THE POSTER POST THIS POEM,
I WAS NOT EVEN AT THE FORUM,
I LATER SAW HER SNORE IN FUNNY HUB,
I HAVE TO SLAP HER CHEEKS..
INSTED OF HER CRYING,..SHE SHOUT!!!.....I AM BORN_TO_WIN


Nice one SENORITA...keep it up
i swear fedeco, i fit slap you oo... Grin
Posted: at 31-08-2010 09:11 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 31-08-2010 11:03 AM (14 years ago)
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9ice try! But nor do wetin go make your teacher slap you again
Posted: at 31-08-2010 11:03 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 31-08-2010 06:53 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 31-08-2010 09:11 AM
Quote from: federico on 31-08-2010 01:22 AM


THE DAY THE POSTER POST THIS POEM,
I WAS NOT EVEN AT THE FORUM,
I LATER SAW HER SNORE IN FUNNY HUB,
I HAVE TO SLAP HER CHEEKS..
INSTED OF HER CRYING,..SHE SHOUT!!!.....I AM BORN_TO_WIN


Nice one SENORITA...keep it up
i swear fedeco, i fit slap you oo... Grin

e na
na poster we dey slap sinc
Posted: at 31-08-2010 06:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 31-08-2010 07:50 PM (14 years ago)
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9ice slap
Posted: at 31-08-2010 07:50 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 1-09-2010 11:31 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on 31-08-2010 07:50 PM
9ice slap
na me slap her  Grin
Posted: at 1-09-2010 11:31 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 2-09-2010 10:27 AM (14 years ago)
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hehehehehehehee......nice one @poster!
Posted: at 2-09-2010 10:27 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 2-09-2010 10:30 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on 31-08-2010 07:50 PM
9ice slap
moneyman.... how you dey?.
Posted: at 2-09-2010 10:30 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 2-09-2010 11:14 AM (14 years ago)
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this money man need to spread some money around
Posted: at 2-09-2010 11:14 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sooltb at 2-09-2010 11:22 AM (14 years ago)
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Try again next tym.
Posted: at 2-09-2010 11:22 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 2-09-2010 11:25 AM (14 years ago)
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 waz is the meaning or that thing,,,,sorry name  ((sooltb))
Posted: at 2-09-2010 11:25 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- adebamibo at 2-09-2010 11:42 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: onyiis on 30-08-2010 02:01 PM
more like a poem than a joke

Right
Posted: at 2-09-2010 11:42 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- frenzeecool_08 at 2-09-2010 01:25 PM (14 years ago)
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good one I'm impressed. there's a lot of room for improvement and the  sky shall be your starting point
Posted: at 2-09-2010 01:25 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sydneyiyke at 2-09-2010 06:35 PM (14 years ago)
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i dont knw wether to slap u or encourage u....
Posted: at 2-09-2010 06:35 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 3-09-2010 03:23 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: sydneyiyke on  2-09-2010 06:35 PM
i dont knw wether to slap u or encourage u....

na the slap dey encourage her
Posted: at 3-09-2010 03:23 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-09-2010 03:21 PM (14 years ago)
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heheheheheheheeeee
Posted: at 3-09-2010 03:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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