Fearful man got brave!

Date: 04-09-2010 5:33 am (13 years ago) | Author: Claude Sikubwabo
- at 4-09-2010 05:33 AM (13 years ago)
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A fearful man who can not even get outside in the night by himself was always being challenged by his wife. Then on day got committed to his Kingdom palace. As it was usual men in most cases were sent to hunt and one couldn't expect to miss what to present to the King. As many offers were given to someone before he can go back home at the end of his service. For him it was like the end of the world and when he entered the forest, he just caught an angrier buffalo, before he can target his arc and arrow, he was too scared to lose his mind control and ran away. The buffalo chased him and luckly he climbed up on a tree, and  he did not notice that the tree branches were finished to the top. The tree head bent and cut down and the man fell onto buffalo back while it was waiting for him. Too scared and suprisingly, the animal started and a high speed race with the man on its bach who found himself holding the two horns,....

There u go.... it runned, runned and really runned and the guys firmly held both horns; what happened later on: The buffalo, tirelessly appreared from the bush and entered the village and peoples clapped a lot saying: he brought it...and they helped him fight it.

Half dead with fear, when asked how he managed to hunt it that way he say: I knew u couldn't trust that I killed it myself, so i decided to bring it in alive......

Posted: at 4-09-2010 05:33 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- federico at 4-09-2010 10:37 AM (13 years ago)
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hahahaha nice try poster...more ororo to ur elbow
Posted: at 4-09-2010 10:37 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BabangidaTukur at 5-09-2010 04:01 PM (13 years ago)
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that's a smart thing to say
Posted: at 5-09-2010 04:01 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 5-09-2010 05:14 PM (13 years ago)
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Funniest joke
Posted: at 5-09-2010 05:14 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- negalways2001 at 5-09-2010 06:53 PM (13 years ago)
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LOL...
Posted: at 5-09-2010 06:53 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 6-09-2010 09:15 AM (13 years ago)
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heheheheheheheheheeee... nice one.
Posted: at 6-09-2010 09:15 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- onyiis at 6-09-2010 09:59 AM (13 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 6-09-2010 09:59 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 6-09-2010 12:49 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on  4-09-2010 10:37 AM
hahahaha nice try poster...more ororo to ur elbow
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
@poster....Nice
Posted: at 6-09-2010 12:49 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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