pencil sharpener

Date: 11-09-2010 2:08 pm (13 years ago) | Author: chima Anthony Nwaohia
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Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techno-geek.

"Hey, bud, how are ya?"

"I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!"

"Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot!"

"No way, how could that be?"

"Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!"

"Holy shit! You're kidding, right?"

"No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her."

So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp" Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! eeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!"

The guy says, "Shit! I forgot to tell him her ass is a pencil sharpener!"

Posted: at 11-09-2010 02:08 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- federico at 12-09-2010 01:53 PM (13 years ago)
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hahahaha
Posted: at 12-09-2010 01:53 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyiis at 12-09-2010 02:10 PM (13 years ago)
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heheheheeeeeeeeeee
Posted: at 12-09-2010 02:10 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- tpelle at 27-09-2010 11:46 AM (13 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 27-09-2010 11:46 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Agatex at 28-09-2010 11:19 AM (13 years ago)
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meaning?
Posted: at 28-09-2010 11:19 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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