A man is dying of Cancer. His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?" Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!"
a mistake
A wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts; 'Wake up' Quick! My husband is back. The man in bed with her gets up,jumps through the window,breaks his legs, ribs and looses his three front teeth. Upon realizing his mistake, he shouts;Damn it, i am the husband.
rainy day
On a rainy day, Madam's honeypot cat was outside close to Mr Dickson's house. Madam coming seeing Mr Dickson, she shouted "DICK PLS HELP MY honeypot IS GETTING WET"....
George Bush in a School
George Bush goes to a primary school to give a speech. After his talk he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is. "Bob". "And what is your question, Bob?"
"I have 3 questions. First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes? And Third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts up his hand . George points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have 5 questions. First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes? Third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, Why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?! And Fifth, Where is "Bob"? !!
Posted: at 15-09-2010 12:51 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
frenzeecool_08 at 15-09-2010 03:19 PM (13 years ago) (m)
The little boys wanted to finish the president IDL-(I dey Laff)
Posted: at 15-09-2010 03:19 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".
Posted: at 25-09-2010 02:19 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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