Nemesis.

Date: 15-09-2010 1:49 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Olaleye Olalekan John
- at 15-09-2010 01:49 PM (13 years ago)
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One day i follow my friend and his father to their farm. We worked for almost four hours. Later his father said that we are going to another farm without knowing that it's another person's farm we are going. So when we reach that farm, he told his son and me to stay along the road to see if another person is coming so that we can notify him. It was a kolanut that the man is going to steal in another person's kolanut tree. His son and i are beside the road and watching and chatting while the man is on the kolanut tree plucking kolanut because we're hearing the sound of the falling kolanut. So, suddenly we heard "gbi" and his son said "that is a big kolanut". The man signal to us to come and when we get there it was my friend's father that is on the ground with a broken thigh. And i ask my friend "is this the big kolanut"! My friend just look at me and said nothing. He turn to his father and said let me carry you, his father said "elders are heavy and small child cannot carry him". My friend said can he bring stick. the man said "this is not the matter of stick" and he should go home and call his elder brother. I just stood there and praying that the farm owner should not meet us here because if my parent hear, that is the end of my life! I followed my friend back to home. It was the following day that i heard the man was rushed to rehab centre

Posted: at 15-09-2010 01:49 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- frenzeecool_08 at 15-09-2010 03:14 PM (13 years ago)
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what the heck is this...
pls find something better to post next time...
just wasted 5 mins of my precious time
Posted: at 15-09-2010 03:14 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 16-09-2010 03:00 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-09-2010 03:00 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 16-09-2010 10:57 PM (13 years ago)
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u are crazy
Posted: at 16-09-2010 10:57 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toname at 17-09-2010 12:58 AM (13 years ago)
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gosh!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 17-09-2010 12:58 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Donmicheal at 17-09-2010 02:16 AM (13 years ago)
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wat is the meaing of this.hmmm
Posted: at 17-09-2010 02:16 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 20-09-2010 07:58 AM (13 years ago)
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Meaningless but very funny Grin.....person fall down he think say na kolanut Grin
Posted: at 20-09-2010 07:58 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- UncleSchu at 20-09-2010 12:13 PM (13 years ago)
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NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT? STAY COOL
Posted: at 20-09-2010 12:13 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Ibsquare at 20-09-2010 02:14 PM (13 years ago)
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  ???try part 2 not in any way funny if u dont  know how to be funny just read that of others
Posted: at 20-09-2010 02:14 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- onyiis at 25-09-2010 02:27 PM (13 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 25-09-2010 02:27 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- freshbengaben at 25-09-2010 03:05 PM (13 years ago)
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must you comment on this joke. i taught you have something reasonable, please don't try this next time or i will get annoyed with you
Posted: at 25-09-2010 03:05 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 26-09-2010 03:57 AM (13 years ago)
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No wonder i wasnt here for a while coz i always read shitt like dis
Posted: at 26-09-2010 03:57 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 27-09-2010 12:41 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-09-2010 12:41 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Agatex at 28-09-2010 11:14 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Toname on 17-09-2010 12:58 AM
gosh!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 28-09-2010 11:14 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mykelly at 28-09-2010 01:49 PM (13 years ago)
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uncle! tell us a story................
Posted: at 28-09-2010 01:49 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- greatay at 28-09-2010 03:49 PM (13 years ago)
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ko make sense. i belif d man was ur dad
Posted: at 28-09-2010 03:49 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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