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Date: 23-09-2010 7:11 am (13 years ago) | Author: Ikongshul Godwin Ashima
- at 23-09-2010 07:11 AM (13 years ago)
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Cynical Meanings
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.

Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either."

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Posted: at 23-09-2010 07:11 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- CRYSTALMAZE at 23-09-2010 08:21 AM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy nice one
Posted: at 23-09-2010 08:21 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- bodeniyi at 23-09-2010 09:32 AM (13 years ago)
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What da Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh? how did you come about all of this, they are strange meanings but truly true
Posted: at 23-09-2010 09:32 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 23-09-2010 11:02 AM (13 years ago)
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 Cool Cheesy
Posted: at 23-09-2010 11:02 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 23-09-2010 11:05 AM (13 years ago)
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dede, i so much like this your write up... good one bros...
Posted: at 23-09-2010 11:05 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Ashima at 23-09-2010 03:13 PM (13 years ago)
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You people inspired me first.
Posted: at 23-09-2010 03:13 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 23-09-2010 03:19 PM (13 years ago)
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okay oo....
Posted: at 23-09-2010 03:19 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- monasea at 23-09-2010 04:01 PM (13 years ago)
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ok n a
Posted: at 23-09-2010 04:01 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MandateofGod at 23-09-2010 06:34 PM (13 years ago)
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well done
Posted: at 23-09-2010 06:34 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Donmicheal at 24-09-2010 02:35 AM (13 years ago)
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nice one abeg......
Posted: at 24-09-2010 02:35 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- femaadinho at 24-09-2010 05:02 AM (13 years ago)
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u try sha...nice one...
Posted: at 24-09-2010 05:02 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyiis at 25-09-2010 01:53 PM (13 years ago)
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really good
Posted: at 25-09-2010 01:53 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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